a locked fire escape

*hands you a cup full of sprinkler water*

[auvt]

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[sludgebitch]

one can watch just about any doll customisation video to gain access to incomparable feelings

[thunderstruck9]

Colin Self (British, b. 1941), Guard Dog on a Missile Base, No. 1, 1965. Graphite, ink, watercolour and crayon on card, 55.6 x 76.2 cm.

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

honestly go off queen

[grandmaskisses]

why do you need to smoke weed before we tie the damsel to the traintracks is there something wrong with you

[dibshizart]

Her as is NOT listening

[femmenietzsche]

"Nah, he probably gets asked if that's why all the time" - me to myself in Hell after seeing the guy who sent Laika to space

[pervpuke]

it’s not easy being the naked in the window transsexual neighbor but someone has to do it

[kitsuragisnewports-deactivated2]

[fartbong-rewritten]

[barstoolblues]

crossfaded as hell im three years old

[barstoolblues]

[emmavakarian-theirin]

been thinking about sigourney weaver‘s ‘manic mondays’ laugh lately

[difty-dift]

happy sigourney weaver manic monday

[revolverminute]

first time drawing blood successfully ´ᴥ` just became a good 20% sexier i believe

[postdoe]

Pride Flag

[himejoshikomaeda]

[nayohme]

this tweet was so ahead of its time

[revolverminute]

learning about the concept of "lolcow" at ~10 has done me tremendous and ongoing damage

[amalgamationss]

i was yelled at today about this but

how do you pronounce "OP" (as in Original Poster)?

opp (correct way)

O-P (what the hell)

other (please say in tags)

Voting ended onMay 6, 2023

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