hello world i was being such a good girl and going to bed on time but then got woken up by LIFE RUINING MUNCHIES so i had to slime myself out of my bed and into my chair and into the fuckin kitchen as fast as possible before i starved and died or something. i took 100mg of shatter before this so you can imagine how many wizards ive been fighting in order to type this. and this is my high girl dinner. amen
the meal consisted of:
- 1 mini muffin
- a cup of ice cream
- two slices of velveeta
- a few big chomps out of the salami package. im high
king candy bug hell yeah :fire: i gave him bug jaw
this was meant to be killswitch fanart (the file is named 'me when i crash out.idk.png') but its vague enough to just be regular king candybug art lmao
do i tag this as killswitch fanart. eh yeag/. @king-candybug-backup
shout out to my killswitch inspired spotify playlist i listened to it while drawing this
Listen... You can show this or not, it doesn't matter. I went after the florist from Lottie's party. I'm not Larrie, to be honest, I'm an anti. I went with the intention of disproving it.
I chatted for a while, even ordered a bouquet. Then I told him I was influenced by Lottie's party. The person—I won't go into details, just said, "A very kind family, everyone very loving to each other." I asked to see a photo of how it turned out, but he said he couldn't send it to me and wasn't even authorized to post it. He asked for discretion. Then, to my surprise, in one of the photos, H was next to Lottie's grandfather and one of the twins with the baby. In the others, only a sliver of a foot and arm appear. But the beard and mustache are there, and he doesn't seem to care about the photos the man is taking.
Neither L nor Z appears… but H was there. I asked the man if he was introduced to anyone, and he said yes, "Everyone was very polite and well-mannered. His sisters and brother were very kind, and the children were restless and full of happy smiles while I was there."
I didn't want to ask more and seem invasive. I still don't believe Larry, but maybe H is close to the family like he was in the 1D era and in 2016.
an anti dropping a larry reciept in my inbox in 2025 👀
happy birthday Ellis my beloved. pretend like I posted this on the 4th.
I fooled all of u into following my side blog so you can watch me write smut about anime guys instead of big military men rhahagahahahgaa
cw: mfm threesome, reader has a vagaina and breasts but no size description, reader is gender neutral, my boyfriends are kissing each other! we are bisexual! HAPPY PRIIIIIDEEEEEE, lewd? fingering, overstimulation, kissing, uhhh slight pet play?? words like cunt are used, praise kink go crazy go stupid, degradation kink go silly, self indulgent look away from me
do they hate each other? a little bit yes, but they can turn that part of their brain off to bond over the love of your body. you are the bridge for their emotional gap and what an honor this is for you.
thankfully they don't bicker back and forth much, considering Ellis is so passive. he will accommodate the both of you, even if Jude is snapping at him.
tho all of his mean snaps and sharp words die on the soft curves of your body (sort of.) it at least gets him to shut up long enough to kiss your skin.
even so, you were a bit hazy on how you ended up with the 2 of them in your bed. your back to Jude's abdomen and Ellis on his knees between your splayed legs. their fingers were cold against your skin, goosebumps following right behind their fingertips.
"you aren't kissing me right.." Ellis whines in that whispery tone. he moves to pepper kisses along your cheeks. "want it like this.." his voice almost as soft as a whisper.
you whine at the loss of his lips, watching him sit back up on his knees. in one easy motion, Ellis moved his lips from your cheeks to Jude's lips.
even caught deep in a kiss, Jude looked irritable. you figured that was just his permanent expression.
2 pairs of hands pet and groped at your pliant body. when you closed your eyes, savoring their touch, you could tell who was who if you thought hard enough. however, thinking was last on your list of things to do right now.
Ellis used his fingertips mostly, drawing shapes on your thighs or trailing them from your throat down your sternum. he'd call you a sweet pup, so soft and easy [/praise♡]
Jude would knead your skin like dough and push his manicured nails into it. every soft swell would be subject to his groping and pinching. he'd squish your soft hips and splay his hands on your plush tummy, all while calling you a needy dog, a mutt in heat. you're so easy [/degrading♡]
a tight coil started building in your abdomen. was it jealousy, wanting all the attention to be on you? jude did complain about how needy you were.. or was it your slowly winding orgasm from Ellis's long fingers circling your clit? you chalked it up to the latter, lips parting to a soft pant.
the 2 finally pulled away from each other, their lips kissed red and glossy.
"..hah..." Ellis's cheeks were dusted a satisfied pink. his deep jewel toned eyes were hazy with a happy lust when he looked down to you again.
"can you do that for me?" he asked, eager, hunching over you again.
"quit hoggin' 'em," Jude complained, tugging you closer to his body.
" 'm not," Ellis countered, kissing up to your lips again. Jude was quick to suck his teeth at the sight. he was never the best at sharing
he found your mouth again. Ellis was nothing if not earnest. with the way he pressed himself against you, it felt like he could never get close enough. you never met someone who kissed with their whole body before.
absorbed in the attention Ellis gave you, you hardly registered Jude's cold hands moving down your legs. tucking his fingers behind your knees, he brought them up to your chest.
you were tucked into a ball between them the new position was essentially presenting your tight heat like a meal on a platter. and that glint in Ellis's eyes told you he was awful hungry
his curly hair tickled your chest and stomach when he kissed down your soft body. the softness of his touch was quite the contrast to Jude's pinching and groping.
Ellis leaned his head against your thigh and sighed, dreamy and warm. goosebumps quickly bloomed against your skin. he and Jude watched with blown pupils as Ellis's ring and middle finger sank effortlessly into you. you squirmed some, from his fingers, the position you were folded into, or the 2 pairs of eyes on your naked body, you weren't sure.
slender fingers prodded and scissored between your walls, searching for any spot that would make you squeal. palm up, ellis circled and pushed until the tips of his fingers were just on your sweet spot. you curled your toes in anticipation, breath hitching for just a moment
"there it is," Jude's keen eye didn't miss your subtle reactions.
Jude slipped a hand free from one of your legs. Ellis was quick to take it in his own, setting your ankle on his shoulder. working together for so long has given them almost a 6th sense. it's like they communicate telepathicly.
your theory of mind reading is essentially confirmed when Ellis pushed his fingers knuckle deep into you. Jude's free hand found your needy clit immediately after and you felt like you could already see stars.
you stuttered out a moan, head falling back in pleasure. if Ellis's fingers were any deeper, you were sure you could feel them in your throat. and if Jude's constant circling of your clit was any faster it would boarder on overstimulation.
" 's good ain't it?" Jude teased, moving his hand away from your clit to grab your chin.
you whimpered, cheeks dented from his fingers pushing into them. you could hear the devilish grin in his voice when he forced you to watch Ellis between your legs.l
Ellis moaned from deep in his chest, latching his mouth to your cunt. he practically had hearts in his eyes looking up at you, moan vibrating your already sensitive clit.
"yes- fuuck.." you whined, nodding eagerly. you hoped with enough enthusiasm, and they wouldn't edge you.
their needy hands, sultry voices, and mixed scent were driving you to your climax even faster. it was making your already mushy brain turn to pure goo.
"so pretty.." Ellis mumbled, lips barely leaving your skin.
you flushed red, not sure if he talking to you or your pussy at this point. he was drunk off your body, moaning and whining as his tongue pushed into you. your hips desperately bucked and squirmed, to get closer the source of pleasure or run away from it, you weren't sure.
Jude mumbled something about being 'like a dog,' but you chose to ignore it not knowing if it was meant for you or Ellis. however, he was proven right when Ellis was all but nuzzling into your palm. you tried not to pull his hair like reigns, but with the way he way he was kissing and sucking at your clit you couldn't help it.
at this point, Jude had released your other leg, letting it fall open to accommodate Ellis's wide shoulders. with both hands free, your poor body was subject to his relentlessness.
his teeth quickly found your shoulder, and fingertips quickly found your nipples. already kissed and sucked hypersensitive by Ellis, Jude's pinching and palming of your chest was boarding on too much of a good thing.
all of it was too much. you could hardly get a full lungs worth of air, most of it being pushed out with your moans.
"aa, th're almost there.." Ellis mumbled against your fluttering cunt. his soft voice was so laced with lust that you could almost feel the words hot against your body.
"y-yes! almo-oh-st.. fuck-!" you nodded, hips struggling to buck with the tight grip Ellis had 💔
"maybe when we're done, we'll teach ya t' watch that mouth, huh?" Jude nipped at your ear, giving youa few more firm circles of your clit.
finally
that was all you needed. your nails dug into Jude's forearm and your legs clamped tight around Ellis's head. you figured he'll be alright without air for a minute while you rode out your long deserved orgasm.
Jude gently pats your tummy with a quick kiss to the side of your sweaty temple. it's his version of saying "good dog" when you finally come down.
Ellis doesn't know when to stop. he will keep kissing and trying with your pussy if you let him. don't let him unless you've cleared your schedule.
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