Reximus Maximus

Not just a cat, but pure awesomeness.

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Close up!

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May the 4th be with you!

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Where can I buy leg warmers for cats?

I'd like to dance like the lady in Flashdance.

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Human bough me a new tv.

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Human left her drawer open for one minute. I capitalized.

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You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

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Sporting my game time ascot. Go Cats!

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What?

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Trying to sleep, but my human wants to take my picture.

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Sometimes the humans let me outside.

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My human was trying to watch tv. I showed her I was better to watch.

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I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK!

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This is my sister, Freyja. I just want to play with her, but she doesn't like it. I, then, think it's a game and keep playing with my teeth and claws. The human put me in timeout for trying to play with her.

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Norwegian forest cats are the best.

They look like little snow lions.

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MORE REASONS WHY NORWEGIAN FOREST CATS ARE THE BEST:

The colloquial term for them is “skogkatten”.

They’re also called “fairy cats” in Norway, because they’re so pretty.

They run down trees headfirst.

They’re fricking gigantic and they purr really loud.

They literally walk over snow like motherloving Legolas.

In Norse mythology, skogkatts pull the goddess Freya’s carriage.

Who doesn’t want a carriage pulled by cats?

Viking cats. End of story.

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Oh what a terrible thing it appears that I haven’t reblogged these glorious beasts this year yet

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They are fantastic.

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Vinny likes to play fetch with his favorite toy

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I love those balls.

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Things My Kids Do

A collection of all the interesting things my children say and do.

My human has her own Tumblr.  You should follow.  The tiny humans are pretty funny.

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I think I need this.