to arms, to arms

[sweetiepie08]

How to get ready in the morning

Step 1: Stay in bed as long as you possibly can. 

Step 2: Speed run. 

[vytamins]

to the person who added those tags onto one of my previous hythades posts. truly thank you from the bottom of my heart for this revelation

[woman-respecter]

no stevie nicks, i CAN’T sail through the changing ocean tides and i CAN’T handle the seasons of my life

[ryebreadgf]

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

[samizayn]

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Maybe becoming a werewolf wouldn't fix my mental illness but it would fix my Not Being A Werewolf problem

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Becoming a werewolf would replace most of my immediate problems with brand new, exciting problems.

[creep-u]

girl i am not looking at your tits i prommy i just hate eye contact

[brucebocchi]

"my eyes are up here" believe me, i know

[tibby]

porn bots are taking on a whole new life

[roach-works]

i think we should let them have this one

[orange-catsidy]

[orpheuslament]

i hope oscar isaacs frankenstein & andrew garfields creature kiss with tongue idc

[orpheuslament]

& i hope they make it as weird & freudian as possible god bless

[uncursedswan]

Every time I rewatch The Lord of the Rings I oscillate violently between “it’s important to show men having close, supportive friendships and I’m so glad Peter Jackson chose to show all the male characters being loving and physically affectionate with one another in a healthy, platonic way” and “damn, these bitches gay. good for them, good for them”

[guerrillatech]

[buncotime]

[maureen2musings]

Mirror mirror…

@hannufriman

[psychicequalizer-deactivated202]

this fucking paper is gonna kill me

[piratewithvigor]

[macklesufficient]

i’m just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didn’t need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly he’s trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey what’s the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner

[macklesufficient]

“you draw far too much attention to yourself ‘mister underhill’” if i were frodo i wouldve snapped. jesus christ. i can’t help that i’m two feet shorter than everyone else in this definitely definitely 100% a gay bar but at least i didn’t lurk in a sexy corner making eyes at everybody from under my cloak at least im TRYING to pretend i’m not a protagonist you fine ass idiot. i KNOW i’m being pursued by the black riders which is why i didn’t SERVE CUNT from the SHADOWS. the fellowship of the nerve of this bitch

[toastbutteregg]

[secondbeatsongs]

this is actually true! there have been multiple studies that show that millennials are better at identifying fraudulent links than other generations, and one theory is that rickrolling taught us to be cautious about what links we click!

How the "Rickroll" Educated a Generation

Technical learning can come from unexpected places

it’s fascinating to see how much memes have shaped our lives over the years!

[sanctferum]

[bori-cha]

Every fandom has a designated punching bag. What kind are you? *extremely loud clown honking* remember this ain't that serious

hi. i made a uquiz

[robobee]

i.

[vampireopossum]

HA

[ashenspires]

whaddya mean im "alistair's only personality trait is cheese"