“So I was just shopping around today, minding my own business when this gray haired man came up to me and told me I was beautiful. I didn’t see any harm to it and said thank you and continued shopping. Twenty minutes later, the same man comes back up and asks if I have daddy issues and if I would like to call him daddy. I was so shocked at what he had asked me that I turned around and walked right out of the store. However, I forgot I had a pair of sunglasses on top of my head and security came after me. – And that’s how I ended up being arrested and why you had to drive all the way down to the station to get me.”
“What!”

















