King Of Queens

[burr-hamilton-laurens]

[chongoblog]

If one of my tweets ever becomes viral I want it to be this one

[mygoldenwolf]

You’ve heard of “thanks, I hate it,” but allow me to introduce to you:

[groake]

…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

[vongolacielo]

“fuck”

[synille]

That small but heartfelt “fuck” brings this whole video together. 

[burr-hamilton-laurens]

y’know what hurts ?? when you’re super excited to talk to someone about something and they just answer with “yeah” or “cool” or “haha” and you know they don’t care

and you want to, like,

drill into them how important this actually is to you

i dunno if this is relatable

[mintbees]

my prediction is that someone is going to get a calendar that isn’t signed and that mark upon seeing this, fucking loses it

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[unluckmi]

I feel like I either post it now or never… I have stared far too long at it, I don’t even know if it is ok anymore.

[rexreginae]

Just doodle on mark's exile

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[friendly-animals]

Buy these Cool Cat Glasses here > Link

[tinkitchenbooks]

I couldn’t help myself 

[vaveyard-deactivated20250708]

do it for the #memes

[thesavagemess-blog]

Basically me at school all day :

Me : i hate all of you

Me : stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday

Me : holy fuck walk faster

Me : maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times i’ll die

Me : i’m so hungry

[catsofinstagram]

‪From @baileyragdoll: “Face zoom ❤️❤️❤️” #catsofinstagram ‬ [source: https://ift.tt/2IVeb4v ]

[ann-the-amigurumer]

Music is love <3

[curiuo]

I’ve been thinking about it and so when people hunt ghosts in the dark and they can’t see shit like that probably means ghosts can’t see shit in the dark either unless they get like special night vision when they die…but like what if all those bumps people hear when ghost hunting is just ghosts running into shit cuz they can’t see

[let-us-aadore-you]

I just said “I am Moana from Motunui, you killed my father, prepare to die” and it actually took me a few seconds to realize that’s not right

[theawwesomeeridan]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You will board my boat, sail across the world, and return the heart of Te Fiti.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

my name is Moana Montoya, you will board my father, prepare to sail, and die