Cal!

he/him Hello, and welcome to the written evidence of my violent homosexuality. Follow me if you’d like to watch me as I lust over old Hollywood heartthrobs and come to terms with the fact that I will never be Marilyn Monroe’s gay best friend.

[rexstetson]

i personally think my grad cap is exceedingly iconic

[rexstetson]

I present to you: hozier tucking a daisy I gave him behind his ear

[rexstetson]

I spent two hours in AP stats today and I think the math gods should buy me ice cream as an apology.

[rexstetson]

[rexstetson]

gender

[gender-luster]

bitches be like "transition goals" and it's just a being, shrouded in darkness, cloaked in mystery, dark, like the void, lurking in the unknown, its true form long forgotten, not to be seen by the mortal eye

[rexstetson]

the beast from over the garden wall.

[rexstetson]

are you a tiny spoon autistic or a tiny fork autistic?

[rexstetson]

if you’ve seen The Birdcage and you too relate to Albert, would you, perchance, like to look soulfully into my eyes over a glass of red wine and make sweet gay love? anyone?

[rexstetson]

today I learned that I want to fuck Richard Nixon and idk how I feel about that

[rexstetson]

I want to write Tucker Carlson / M&M spokescandy smut on AO3

[rexstetson]

Ah, AP Literature assignments.

[damnselfly]

disco went the way of the neanderthal, didn't die but it fucked like crazy and now its dna is in the majority of pop music

[rexstetson]

panic! at the neanderthal

[rexstetson]

I see him everywhere….

[queercademia]

the fact that this is a real ad for the game and not a tumblr shitpost sends me into oblivion

[sashaforthewin]

I mean, what is manlier than a man? They make a damn good point

[deermasscannon]

@raisedyoufromperdicktion I feel like you would agree with me on this one

[rexstetson]

@deermasscannon yup