StormWreker

I always follow back unless I suspect that you are a bot. Also check out my other blog rp-stuff-ideas. Will simp for frozen or dried mangos. Capitalist and history buff. I made a plug for my personal stuff from now on!! It’s called deermasscannon-personal and I’m gonna be posting things there as I explore my gender/sexuality more It’s also for just other random personal things.

[catchymemes]

[deermasscannon]

I’m just sitting in class after finishing a test with an umbrella between my legs and I just-

I had to set down my phone and sigh heavily in order to not scream

This is lovely

I love it

I want it

Give me the T-Rex tail

[foxes-in-love]

[deermasscannon]

Awwwwwww now this is cute

[catchymemes]

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

[biglawbear]

LAW AND ECONOMICS BABEYYY

[shellstrop420]

I just know I'm in the minority on this one, but let's prove it. If you had to pick one that you could turn on or off at will, permanently losing access to the other in your home,

which one stays?

central heating

AC

Voting ended onApr 27, 2023

Bonus: tell me about the climate where you live in the tags

[deermasscannon]

Coastal socal

[spacelazarwolf]

i’m losin my mind.

THIS MAN IS A STATE REPRESENTATIVE AND DOESNT KNOW THAT SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS MENTIONED IN THE FUCKING BILL OF RIGHTS!!!!!!!!! THESE ARE THE PPL WRITING AND VOTING ON OUR LAWS!!!!!!!!!!!

[deermasscannon]

Yeah politicians are dumb no matter which side they are on

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

[deermasscannon]

Hell to the fuck yeah

[osha-official-2]

Safety and Compliance Report on Aperture Science: PPE

29 CFR 1910.132 establishes:

"Protective equipment shall be provided, used, and maintained in a sanitary and reliable condition wherever it is necessary by reason of hazards encountered in a manner capable of causing injury or impairment in the function of any part of the body"

This anonymous employee was kind enough to allow Inspector 17 to photograph them in their work uniform. The uniform includes a set of blaze orange coveralls and a PFAS (Personal Fall Arrest System)in the form of an AKR (Advanced Knee Replacement).

29 CFR 1910.28(b)(1)(i) establishes:

"The employer must ensure that each employee on a walking-working surface with an unprotected side or edge that is 4 feet (1.2 m) or more above a lower level is protected from falling"

Inspector 17's report on Aperture Science noted that unprotected edges were only present in "Test Chamber" environments and only test participants (such as the employee pictured above) were exposed to these hazards. The issuing of AKR systems to all test participants successfully negated these falling hazard.

When asked about the employee's lack of foot coverings an Aperture representative insisted test chambers were meticulously cleaned of any refuse that an employee could potentially step on. However OSHA 300 logs indicated that test participants occasionally experienced serious stubbed toes and twisted ankles. Inspector 17 attributed these to the use of concrete in test chamber construction and slippery walking-working surfaces.

Aperture was issued a warning and required to ensure that all test participants wear close-toed, slip-resistant footwear in future tests.

[deermasscannon]

Oooo sick burn

[goth-aunt]

I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997

[jayalaw]

@kingofthewilderwest

[lastoneout]

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The concubine after reading this:

[moon-rise]

This is my new breakup format

[dancinbutterfly]

Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

screaaaming me

“pick up your flax shawls and sandals or else I will donate them to the temple of the moon god” idk why but this bit in particular is SENDING me humans have literally always been the same

[punkryuki]

[deermasscannon]

I love this

[deermasscannon]

I’m sorry that I shoulder checked you at prom. I was annoyed, so I decided to be petty and immature and take it out on you (however small of an action it was). I’m sorry for how everything ended up. There are a lot of things I’ve realized weren’t really your fault and that I had blamed you for, and I’m sorry. I was at a low point in my mental health and I didn’t set many solid boundaries, or told you I liked things when I didn’t because I feared losing you if I didn’t do what you wanted. And that’s not your fault. And I am sorry for having blamed all that on you.

It’s not the fact that you broke up with me that hurt. It wasn’t the fact that you blocked me with no explanation that hurt me. It wasn’t even the fact that you got into a relationship with someone else so soon afterwards. It sure as hell wasn’t the way you managed to turn people against me. The fact that you for no good reason brought your new boyfriend to school every morning when you had no fucking need to be there wasn’t even the worst part. I stopped caring a long time ago. Sure I was mad at the start and was so mad that I thought about finding a way to hurt you either mentally or physically. The only reason I hold any form of distain toward you now is for something that didn’t even involve me. I’m not the one you should be apologizing to. He is not the type of who would lie about something like that. He knows how serious of a thing it is. If you really want to try and make things right do what you did to me to the man from Nevada.

[rexstetson]

today I learned that I want to fuck Richard Nixon and idk how I feel about that

[deermasscannon]

That would be necrophilia

[hellyeahsabaton]

[deermasscannon]

Damn he so fine

[red-r0ver]

🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

[bookshelfdreams]

🐿️🦔🦉🐜🕷️

wildlife returning to your dash :)

[swords-n-spindles]

🌳🦆🌿🌈🌅🐸🌱🌳🦋🌳

Look, there's a small river crossing your dash!

[irondoe]

⛰️⛰️🏔️🐏🌲🐐⛰️🌲🦅🏔️⛰️

We're coming up on a mountain range

[shieldmaidenofsherwood]

🌱🌾🌻☘️🌼🌱🏵🌾🌼🐦☘️🌻☘️🌾🌱🏵

Meadow!

[cressthegreenwitch]

🌅🌊🐬🐟🐠🐙🐚🌴

Slowly reaching the coast!

[wonderful-emoji]

☁️🍃🕊️☁️🐦☁️☁️🦅🦇☁️🦋☁️🌤️

Into the sky

[emoji-shitposts]

🌌🌙🚀☄️🌌🪐🌟💫🌌🪐🌠🛸

Made it to space!

[gwyoi]

☢️💥☄️

i killed you all.

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

🔥🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🌱🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🪨🔥

and yet, life remains

[pugswithlasers]

🪨🪨🪨🌱🪨🪨🪨🪨🌿🪳🪨🪨🪨☘️🪨

the fire died out. we’re recovering

[flagellant]

🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

[pancakeke]

this episode of mythbusters started with an apology holy shit

[pancakeke]

[switch-up-snowfox]

Oh the cannonball ain’t nothin compared to the esparto incident.

[natalie512]

The what now

[switch-up-snowfox]

They were testing the phrase “knock your socks off” and because its the mythbusters build team (which consists of 3 boom addicted gremlins) they decided to go to a quarry near Esparto california to test the myth by blowing shit up. This time they got 500 pounds of ANFO. The detonation was pretty damn big.

They started getting phone calls, turns out they and the experts underestimated the size of the kaboom, reports of broken windows, car alarms going off, people getting knocked out of their seats, hell one news station reported that they leveled the town.

According to grant, that’s why they can no longer go back to esparto.

[natalie512]

LMFAO nobody can rival the power of the mythbusters

[switch-up-snowfox]

I’ve seen people talk about how adam and jamie are the polar opposite in energies but the build team operated on the same wavelength 90% of the time and that wavelength was “kaboom.”

[deermasscannon]

do you think it’s rape if someone pressures you into having sex with them and threatens to rape you if you don’t give them consent?

I mean I don’t know why you are asking me but I mean I guess?!?!?!

I hope you are okay and that everything is fine

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[deermasscannon]

Just wait till we see the frozen over stop light. That should be fun

[theconcealedweapon]

Conservatives: I hate Muslim people. Look at what that Muslim person did at that Orlando LGBT bar.

LGBT people: So, does that mean you care about LGBT people?

Conservatives: No! Gay people are pedophiles, and transgender women are just men who want to invade women’s restrooms and harass women! WE NEED TO PROTECT WOMEN!

Women: So, does that mean you care about women?

Conservatives: Shut up, feminazi! Women in the United States are not oppressed! If you want to talk about women’s oppression, you should be focusing on how women in other countries are treated!

Refugees: So, does that mean you care about people from other countries?

Conservatives: Stay out of our country! Why should we care about refugees when we have people here who need help?

Homeless People: So, does that mean you care about people who need help?

Conservatives: No! Get a job, freeloader!

[thotlord]

this is accurate

[bluecichlid]

Conservatives:  Why don’t you all care about me?!  

Everyone else:  [Stares into the camera like they are on the Office.]

[deermasscannon]

Just put it all in reverse and you understand why we hate every one

[deermasscannon]

So I've had a long time to think about this, and I've changed a lot since this point in my life. While I don't entirely agree with what I said here, I'm not going to delete it because then I wouldn't be able to see that I was not a good person at one point.