Rey del mazapán.

Me llamo David, pero algunos me llaman Antonio. Tengo una hermana filóloga y sádica que se desdobla en un biólogo alto mientras hay sol. Ella fue la que me metió en todo este berenjenal lleno de gatos y porno que ustedes llaman tumblr. Mientras yo busco qué hacer con mi vida, tómense la libertad de cotillear a su antojo. Y que comience el juego.

[reydelmazapan]

stranger: (crouches down to pat my clown) wow what breed are they?

me: 1930s traveling hobo crossed with a 1980s washed up carnie - we think there might be some french mime in there on the hobo side

clown: (honks a B-flat)

[fatimamononoke]

being 100% comfortable around somebody is something that is so rare but when you find it, it is so beautiful, and safe, and comforting.

[kinghardy]

[underchestnuttree84-deactivated]

[artworldbully-blog]

the distinction between “crafts” and “fine art” is probably driven by misogyny and the devaluation of women’s labor

[artworldbully-blog]

art forms that have traditionally been practiced by women like embroidery are devalued and called just “crafts” while art forms that women historically were mostly barred from (painting, sculpture) are “fine art”

[toreachpoise-deactivated2018042]

Also racism; African and Indigenous art is considered crafts whereas only white forms are “art”

[localstarboy]

[mamoru]

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

[turbro]

the window

[mamoru]

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

[yaoi-blcd]

Old Xian update of [19 Days] translated by Yaoi-BLCD. Join us on the yaoi-blcd scanlation team discord chatroom  or 19 days fan chatroom!

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[estrellas-sin-colorl]

Prometo mirarte como si estuviese observando las estrellas.

Y eso no se lo digo a cualquiera (via estrellas-sin-color)

[reydelmazapan]

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they've been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn't you prevent vietnam?

[just-shower-thoughts]

It should go without saying that if you’re a dude, you should never speak in a public restroom…to anyone…about anything.

[sailor-arashi]

This is just making me imagine the men’s room as some sort of monk’s abbey where they greet each other with nodded head and pursed lips…and if they ever find out too late that their stall has no toilet paper they stoically accept their crusty butt fate rather than ask their fellow in the next stall to share. 

[zero-shinzaki]

having been a dude for the 28 years i’ve been alive…i cannot deny the accuracy of this statement.

[noodle-dragon]

A smol awoo

[emiliotheexplorer]

This reduced me to tears

[witchyaquariusy]

This looks like am English Springer spaniel ♡♡ like my shadow boy

[noodle-dragon]

He’s a borzoi named Freddie and this is what he looks like now:

[morbidfantasy21]

thevan and the raven monster – fantasy concept by Vincent Lefevre

[yourplayersaidwhat]

If you don’t want to kill him, just exile his soul to the underworld. Technically different, but functionally the same.

Our angry yet occasionally clever necromancer (via yourplayersaidwhat)

[sixpenceee]

The Sua ocean trench in Upolo, Samoa. From here

[jewlsies]

things that make me feel better about myself that I think a lot of people forget

those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them

every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch

ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise

if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine

no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic

no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine

sometimes u just gotta get over urself

[that-pissed-off-tolkien-blogger]

Pennywise is actually genderfluid

If you read the book, Stephen King specifically says that IT (the shape-shifting monster also known as Pennywise) is female and pregnant. This is why the Losers’ Club has to come back and finish what they started when they were kids. 

However, IT chooses primarily male forms or genderless forms to kill and terrorize the children with. 

So, IT specifically chooses to fluctuate between female, male, and genderless presentations, making IT genderfluid.

Pennywise for genderfluid Icon!

[iwilleatyourenglish]

Pennywise:

Is an ancient, eldritch being from another dimension with a form that humans cannot even begin to comprehend and is, thus, unlikely to give a fuck about gender

Can shapeshift into people’s worst fears and does so frequently to terrorize its victims

Feeds off of fear

Literally tears children apart and eats them

Keeps an entire town under a spell in which no adults can truly recognize the suffering of children, even when they’re being assaulted, sexually abused, abducted, and murdered

Delights in the violent, homophobic assault of a gay man before taking the man from his attackers and ripping him apart while his lover watches

Delights in racist violence and was fueled by the KKK’s presence in Derry, as well as a white supremacists’ torching of a black nightclub

the “Babadook is a gay icon” thing was a joke born from a technical error on Netflix. let’s… not associate evil, child eating monsters with LGBT+ people maybe

[prince-luffy]

Thank God iwilleatyourenglish is tackling this because I was getting to my last fucking nerve.