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missdaisydaily

Thank you Daisy Ridley for playing Rey in the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy (2015-2019)

cuddlekylo

reblog if you’re pretending ben solo isn’t dead

Just realized we never got to hear what Finn wanted to say to Rey THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE. Are you kidding me JJ

#star wars #star wars tros #the rise of skywalker #tros spoilers

kyloren

#post-TROS mood

danielkanhai

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life.

jazzcochina-deactivated20180807

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

yellowbellow

Back flip off into space 🧘‍♀️🤠🤠🤠👅🤔⛹🏻‍♀️

@thothollandd @headinthebox @pinkmarvel @hollandandi @tshquackson @spideyjlaw @spideyboyx @amxliapond

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196 days until avengers 4

140 days until Captain Marvel

260 days Spider-Man far from home

As of the 19th of October 2018

starswars

hi guys! i’m a new star wars blog and i’d love some help finding new sw blogs. so if you post star wars content (movies, comics, cast, literally anything and everything star wars), i’d love to follow you :) i’d super appreciate a reblog if you could so i can find new star wars blogs, thanks guys! <3 [i’ll be following from @marvel but i’ll be reblogging the star wars content here.] :)

dreamlightasafeather

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

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Reblog to literally save a life

anotherdayforchaosfay

I’ve done this. I’m alive because of this.

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her. She had passed out in her room and locked the door. He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex. He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”. He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge. I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking. He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”. Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report. Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me. Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison. The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen.

This was 14 years ago.

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can. The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.” I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.” I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before. They’re trained for it. They will understand what you’re saying. Order the pizza.

torios

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

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Reblog to save a life

mouse-named-minerva

Why the fuck is this not more widely known?

peelingmandarins

the greeks at the gates of troy

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[The following advertisement is intended for the Trojans only.] It’s free. Horse! We’re giving you a horse. It’s free! We’re giving you a wood horse its an equine, free! It’s a FREE HORSE for you Troy! This is free Horse. Well ya gotta bring it inside but the horse is free four legs, no soldiers inside. It’s free! You unlock the door to your city we GOT you the HORSE! It’s a bighorseitsfreeithasahumansizeddoorintheback. I’m not dragging this around all day ITS Y O U R HORSE free, big horse I’ll pee my pants Troy, come get your DAMN horse ITS A FREE HORSE Troy, I got real estate Troy, does it get better than this Troy THE HORSE IS FREE Troy THE HOUSE IS FREE it’s a FREE FUCKING HORSE!