My Niko Bellic Headcanons!!
("one day" he says...)
Welcome to my headcanons for Niko Bellic! These are all completely opinionated but i am also going off how i felt during my old playthrough of GTA 4. I will be categorising them too so make it simple :) i hope you all enjoy as this is how I see my Niko Bellic!!
His Appearance
he has a dad bod for SURE, he is well built, probably some big boobs from the war and having to carry/handle heavy weapons
he is a little smaller! While its canon that Niko is 6ft i like to think that he’s probably his other canon height which would be 5’10
he is UGLY. Hes a worn down 30 year old that has done a lot of crime, he probably got his frown lines at age 18 because of how hard his life is said to be
he is also quite hairy, probably not werewolf type shit but more than the average. The only hair he hasn't got much of is his head, most of it went to his body lel
i think he likes to wear turtle necks/ sweaters but he always has one style of fit and he loves to layer
his hygiene is … alright. He showers obviously, but because he's wearing THREE FUCKASS LAYERS he probably gets sweaty and he is quite prone to BO but its not BAD its just like not great either
his nails are gritty and dirty, yuck, needs a manicure and not great at maintaining them
He's introverted, but extroverted if he has to be. He is not a fan of doing things for others unless he gets something in return (NO NOT SEX!!) like money, a new car, a nice house.. mainly money.
cant joke very well, as he is still learning english and its horrendous slang its hard for him to understand certain lingo of the 2000s. He usually resorts to knock knock jokes or puns if he feels like it
he is closed off. In many ways, he is not the type of person to talk about himself or let anyone know anything about him. You have to earn his trust, trust is a BIG thing in Nikos life,
he is stoic and stubborn. He wont let things go easily, and believes in revenge when needed.,
BUT he cares. He cares deeply about those around him and those dearest to him. He remembers little things and tries his best but he realises is very hard for him to show his emotions.
He is a closeted bi-sexual, like Brucie but he avoids it like the plague. major repressed homosexuality. not sure if he is an ally but he doesnt really care.
his favourite colour changes alot. He seems to resort to a dark green sometimes but he also likes Burgundy and black,
he is definitely a cat person, loves dogs but prefers cats by a mile. Thinks they remind him of himself,
i think his favourite food is hotdogs after coming to liberty city. but he occasionally likes to make Sarma (cabbage rolls) and ćevapi (grilled meat patties). He knows how to cook basic meals alongside his cultural dishes and i think he makes them very well
i like to believe that the only tv shows Niko would watch are nature/earth/history documentaries, only a few sitcom shows but he is very much into action films like Top Gun, The Matrix and some action comedies like Rush Hour. just basic stuff. Can't stand reality shows or animation though he's open to try if someone invites him
his favourite music genres are Jazz, Funk, Rock and only a little bit of Pop. He listens to these genres in both English and Slavic.
loves hands on activities like bowling, darts (whatever you can do in game)
NOT a fan of loud chewing or mouth noises,
doesnt like musicals / theatre but can watch stand up
not a fan of dancing but only can if you get him really really drunk
hates being mistaken for being Russian,
hates drivers who don't use signals
he is not a fan of overly perky people
dislikes American conservative politics/politicians
actually just not a fan of Americans in general but he doesn't hate them
not a fan of strip clubs/night clubs and would rather go to a pub
has no idea how to text, not great at technology in general but he is willing to learn - enamoured by emoticons and laughs whenever Roman sends him them
he doesnt wear pyjamas to bed but he owns a dressing gown/robe and probably some slippers but never really uses them
probably has some minor form of autism but he doesnt know and wont know anytime soon nor is he interested in finding out
he smokes ... cmon .. probably around a pack a day..?
sings to himself in the car but probably only a hum
prefers the night, likes star gazing but nothing more than just looking at them
carries a photo of him and Roman as kids in his wallet
he cant draw but that doesnt mean he wont try
his handwriting is messy in english but beautiful in Serbian-Cyrillic
Thats all for now!! ill be posting some art in the future but i thought id give headcanoning a go for once, thank you so much for reading if you did and feel free to comment on anything! :) please consider that these are completely in my opinion so every Niko is a little different in everyones eyes!
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