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Welcome to Simp-Central. May I take your order?

He’s welcomed into my guild anytime

#fairy tail #fairytail 100 years quest #fairy tail 100yq 90 #jellal x erza #jellal fernandes #erza scarlet #jerza #simp #anime simp #it’s about time

Did I stutter?

#fairy tail #gray fullbuster #gruvia #juvia lockser #daddy #simp

This is not allowed…..Your card has been declined.

#white blood #my 13th reason #unholyblood #white blood chapter 89 #euntae hwang #hayan park #yohan

*roommate passes by my door and stops because a strange chant is heard*

[opens door]

Roommate: “ummmm..what are you doing?…” *sees a picture of Euntae Hwang in the center of a candle circle*

Me: “I am summoning into existence my true love”

Roommate: “but I thought you were an atheist”

[crickets]

Me: [toaster timer dings] “………oh, that’s right”

#euntae hwang #simp #oh spirits hear my plea #white blood #unholy blood #hayan park

Roommate: *hears the door shut very loudly* “Wha- What happen?!”

Me: “oh that was my love expectations running out of the door”

[silence]

Roommate: “……I think you need help”

Me: “…Ma’am you have never been so right in your life”

#white blood chapter 83 #white blood #there are so many things I want to do to you too #webtoon simp #simp #webtoon #euntae hwang #hayan park #unholy blood

If my last words were “let’s drink beer all night long” I wouldn’t be mad.

#unholy blood #white blood #white blood chapter 82 #I’ll save y’all a martini on the other side #webtoon #webtoon simp #simp #euntae hwang #hayan park

*breathes*…….[opens dairy]

note to self: trip more often, you’ll never know who you’ll land on….

#unholyblood #white blood #white blood chapter 82 #webtoon simp #webtoon #simp #I know what I want #euntae hwang #hayan park

Okay pal! *grabs him by his collar* listen here, and listen close…if you don’t get your ass in there and give it your best shot! I swear to you and to all the gods, that us, The council of Smut! Will declare you as a traitor and will burn you alive………

[another member of the council steps in] *hands up apologetically* what she is trying to say to is that a kiss is all we want…the rest is extra ~spicy~ *smirks maliciously*

#hayan give it your best shot #girls just want to have fun #unholy blood #white blood #white blood chapter 77 #webtoon simp #simp #webtoon

*a spotlight at the podium* Hello welcome to my eulogy, here today we shall talk about how I died reading about the love that never could…..*wipes a single tear* but alas! A happy ever after is just a fairy tale….*keeps on talking* [people in the grocery store looking at each other wondering why a crazy chick is holding a stem of celery taking to herself amongst an audience of tomatoes]