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[nights-at-crystarium]

[destiny-islanders]

she's got aggro

[c-dra]

My full Emet-Selch trading card illustration for @ffgentszine 💜

Leftover zine sales start tomorrow July 24th! ✨️

[hallabun]

i love the frequent recurring canon fact of aymeric "mr diplomatic politician guy who has to remain composed" de borel just staring and smiling at the wol in awe and talking about them all the time, to the point that it is not even remotely subtle to anyone alive with eyes

like ok loverboy can you at least try to be a bit more subtle about it (do not. it is very enjoyable to watch. keep it up

edit: i have added more simply for the love of the game

[strikingviera]

playing ffxiv normally and playing ffxiv with a WoLship in mind are TWO DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES and one will ruin your life forever

[cloudmancy]

need to become a guy who exclusively does evil commissions. like this

WILL DRAW ✓ mecha ✓ gore ✓ furry ✓ nsfw

WILL NOT DRAW X ocs X fanart X simple backgrounds

[cloudmancy]

great question and I'm glad you asked. in this case I would only draw:

real people, places, or objects

art of media that neither of us are really a fan of

unoriginal characters

[nights-at-crystarium]

i saw a vid so perfect for them that i had to make this. happy nb visibility day to our beautiful king

[bunny-of-light]

This Eorzea just might be big enough for both of us.

[stardustdiver]

HEY you 🫵

can you give your ocs and wols and blorbos a little kissy on their heads? for me?

🥺

👉👈

[the-lord-of-the-things]

the highly specific crossover absolutely no one asked for except me and maybe a half dozen other people

[estrogenpatchnotes]

I don't think there's ever been a funnier piece of lore in a video game then the etymology of the word "gun" in FFXIV

[estrogenpatchnotes]

@wibbley-wobble So in XIV lore there was a queen named Gunhilder who ruled a country that was conquered by the big bad guy nation, galemald, and she had a royal guard called “gunhilder’s blades” who fought with swords that had triggers on them and were used for channeling magic, and these were called gunblades after the royal guard, When garlemald conquered bozja they copied the design of their swords but garleans can’t use magic so to adopt their fighting style they switched to a mechanical design that used black powder. Later on firearms were developed off of this concept and since they were “gunblades without the blade” people started calling them guns.

[bogleech]

masterpiece world building actually

[paranoir-antares]

you know what's even better? that lore is a magicalized remix of the word's irl etymology and i think that's brilliant

[bogleech]

Oh. it’s just real. It was really that silly.

[estrogenpatchnotes]

Seeing this going around again for the umpteenth time I’d like to reiterate that I know about the real world gunhilder and about allagan siege weapons. To me the funny part is that in eorzea, gunblades were invented before muskets

[badaxefamily]

Given how many weird things in FFXIV are based on real world crazyness, I imagine the Gunhildr thing was intentional. The lore team are big nerds and do that all the time.

Except for cellphones being thousands of years old technology that nobody uses anymore. I think they did that one on their own.

[badaxefamily]

I think it's because the lion furries are kinda the most normal thing going on here. Like, most of the time a character's race won't ever be mentioned by other characters unless it's relevant, and it's very rarely relevant. The mysterious hypercapitalist that actually isn't that evil and funds a lot of important stuff is a lawn gnome and everyone respects him, at least to his face. The Aztec king has three kids, of which two are different species from him (and each other) and the only one anybody says anything about is the trueborn because the king was supposedly sterile. All three kids have equal claim to the throne and no one ever questions that. There are multiple times that literal aliens from outer space come down and everybody is just like Oh hi, nice to meet you.

[nights-at-crystarium]

study

[flork-of-cows-official]

games down

[traveler-of-light]

MISTER EORZIA 2.0 CUTTHROAT EDITION

FIRST THINGS FIRST, I'M SORRY THIS POST IS SO LATE... WE HAD QUITE THE HECTIC DAY YESTERDAY AND I FORGOT TO SCHEDULE THIS 🤣🫣🫣

I WANT TO PREFACE THIS BY SAYING ALL THE PAIRINGS WERE RANDOMLY SELECTED BY A DAMN NUMBER GENERATOR SO THIS IS NOT MY FAULT AND I HATE THIS AS MUCH AS YOU DO.

ON THE: "OH LORD NOA I HATE YOU FOR THIS" SIDE WE HAVE OUR BELOVED NEW OLD FRIEND HYTHLODAEUS THE BEAUTIFUL

ON THE: "NOA YOU'RE A DAMN DEMON FOR THIS AND I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU" SIDE WE HAVE OUR BELOVED DEAR FRIEND HAURCHEFANT THE BRAVE

And now that you all hate me....

WHO'S THE BEST BOI?

HYTHLODAEUS

HAURCHEFANT

Voting ended onJun 20

[time-traveling-fetus]

The steam library really is the gamers refrigerator. I keep checking to see if there's anything I want to play. I have games. I have plenty of games. There's nothing i want to play

[traveler-of-light]

MISTER EORZIA 2.0 PRETTY BOY BATTLE

WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE THIRD ROUND'S FIGHT OF THE BEAUTY 🤣🤣🤣

OUR FIRST BEAUTY IS NONE OTHER THAN AYMERIC HIMSELF

ON THE OTHER SIDE THE PRETTY BOI IS THEMIS (ELIDIBUS)

SO... YEAH WHO'S THE BEST MIGHT NOT BE ACCURATE FOR THIS ONE🤣🤣🤣🤣

WHO'S THE BEST BOI?

AYMERIC

THEMIS

Voting ended onJun 19

[hotshotriot]

its like strippers and the economy to me

[rhymingteelookatme]

#eorzean proverb: one scion is happenstance two is coincidence three is impending calamity

via @ofdarklands