chlo

yikes

[makingfunoftwilight]

Rosalie thinking: I am going to get my revenge on all of those men who left me in the street to die. I’ll leave my husband last so he’ll know I’m coming to rip him apart. He’ll be so afraid and screaming in agony as he watches me rip his insides, this is going to be so great. Edward reading Rosalie’s mind:

[ziraseal]

Rosalie thinking: and I’ll do it in my wedding dress just for the drama of it all 

Edward: 

[zuzuyams]

Eugene gets me

[beautifulterriblequeen]

HAPPY LIMINAL SPACEMAS, COUCHES

[kadywicker]

society went downhill when u stopped being able to go on youtube and look up "[show] season 1 episode 1" and getting the full episode broken up into parts but otherwise completely intact and it had every single episode

[whitepeopletwitter]

[note-a-bear]

For ppl who need the source here’s a guardian article

[fandompariah-deactivated2021120]

When I worked at Amazon a microwave fell from five layers up in the racking and broke the arm of an order picker.

They were an agency temp so Amazon called the agency to let him go and have another temp sent *before* they called an ambulance, when he tried to put in sick days they turned around and told him “Sorry you’d already been let go before the accident was logged anywhere”

[catgirlnailpolish]

I will kill every ceo

[thenamelesscorpse2185]

I will help

[uncle-mrbones]

Please also read this Atlantic article (in partnership with Reveal) about the complete disregard for worker safety inside Amazon warehouses

[akiyty]

When people choose not to buy via Amazon, it’s for reasons like this

[whitepeopletwitter]

[chrissongzzz]

This is it..

[tontonmichel-deactivated2022021]

Anyone want address how she became a billionaire?

[phantumpdreams-deactivated20230]

She’s an oil tycoon..

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

[legitimatelala]

Lmfao

[bandtshirt]

[onlytwitterpics]

[itsdaniclayton]

Are the kids awake? Um… no. No, they’re asleep.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[westerosiladies]

Sapphic Sansa Fest: Day One - Flowers

[manny-jacinto]

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)

[twilightbimbo]

[jovan]

[worldoffactsnow]

Architect designs childhood dream home built around a full grown tree in the middle of the forest.

[iheartsailormars]

motivation

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gahdamnpunk]

[saint-batrick]

if she wanted you to do something that would make her smile, wouldn’t you bend all known laws of physics and sapience to do it?

[taco-bell-rey]

chewing minty gum, then breathing in cold winter air