paperthin hymn;

swear to shake it up if you swear to listen, oh we're still so young and desperate for attention.

[bryan--montgomery-blog]

What’re you doing?

[rhia-montgomery]

Nothing.

[natashathewolf]

Really now? Could’ve fooled me.

But honestly, I shouldn’t be prying, so I’m not going to ask. Anyways, I don’t think I introduced myself the last time we met, which was rude, sorry. I’m Natasha. And you are?

[rhia-montgomery]

It's what I live to do. Don't worry about it. It's not a big deal. I'm just tired, which I shouldn't be since I haven't done anything all day along. It's nice to meet you Natasha, I'm Rhiannon.

[natashathewolf]

You okay there?

[rhia-montgomery]

Never been better.

[rhia-montgomery]

[bryan--montgomery-blog]

Yeah? Why wouldn’t I be?

[rhia-montgomery]

..No reason.

[bryan--montgomery-blog]

The one option you can’t do is kill yourself so that one’s out. 

[rhia-montgomery]

No life lesson speech or telling me to go find a different job? Are you alright?

[bryan--montgomery-blog]

Alright…are you not going to work anymore then?

[rhia-montgomery]

I don't know what I'm going to do. Probably kill myself, I don't know.

[bryan--montgomery-blog]

It’s usually bad around Christmas. It should calm down soon. Only nine more shopping days.

[rhia-montgomery]

Yeah, that may be. But I'm done with it now. I'm not worrying about that anymore. Handed over the ugly uniform and everything.

[alpha-arya-deactivated20140406]

We can’t have that now, can we? Jobs are vastly overrated though. 

[rhia-montgomery]

Right? I'm so over this whole "do service, get paid almost nothing" bullshit.

[rory-brennan-blog]

Yeah, well, see… If I marry rich, I’ll make sure I marry someone old— like, saggy boobs touching the ground old. That way they can kick the bucket before I have to tap it. 

[rhia-montgomery]

Hell. You could pull down your pants and she'd have a damn heart attack. Boom, dead. You're out of that predicament.

[rory-brennan-blog]

Marry rich! That solves all problems.

[rhia-montgomery]

Marry rich and kill them off. That always seems like a good plan.

[rhia-montgomery]

Quitting my job means I'm that much closer to quitting life.

[travismoreau]

One of the girls in my class asked how to say bonjour in French.

[travismoreau]

Well hopefully I can have more luck. I kind of have an unconventional teaching style… People who who think bonjour isn’t french sit in the corner, and people who get the vocabulary get to have naps.

[rhia-montgomery]

In that case, I am so down with having naps. I'd try my hardest, Mr. Bonjour.

[travismoreau]

One of the girls in my class asked how to say bonjour in French.

[travismoreau]

True. That would probably put you in the top half of the class. I’m not sure what the last french teacher was actually spoke french.

[rhia-montgomery]

Well, my Dad didn't speak any Spanish and he tried to teach me.. Safe to say that didn't really work.

[travismoreau]

One of the girls in my class asked how to say bonjour in French.

[travismoreau]

Well you can’t be worse at French than the bonjour girl, right?

[rhia-montgomery]

I'm very well aware that bonjour is French, so that already puts me ahead, right?

[travismoreau]

One of the girls in my class asked how to say bonjour in French.

[travismoreau]

And you’re not in my class, why?

[rhia-montgomery]

No idea, but I'm thinking I need to make a few academic schedule changes.

[travismoreau]

One of the girls in my class asked how to say bonjour in French.

[travismoreau]

Are you also talking about yourself? Or are you an exception to the stupid student rule?

[rhia-montgomery]

Oh, absolutely not. I'm one of the exceptions.