[lydiabrbpooping]

[houndmother]

i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of

[bruisesonmyknees]

let me tell u something faggot to faggot

[elementcement]

George Costanza ass tweet

[toskarin]

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

[sweatermuppet]

[girljpg]

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

[brionysea]

everyone's all about queer subtext until it's aromantic or asexual

[librarycards]

Carrie is a great reminder of how it is morally correct for fat teenage girls to get to kill whoever they want

[soup-mother]

heh nice try, I couldn't "abuse" substances because of an innate innocence afforded to me by my coercive gender assignment at birth

[cryptotheism]

Murder of Rodger Ackeroyd bodies Murder on the Orient Express.

[marcusbrutus]

the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

[fattestfaggot]

they’ll never find one bigger than me

[toxifoxx]

you put some body fat on that middle aged man right now or so help me god

[ailuromantic-deactivated2022122]

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

[bish0ps]

everybody go horse crazy this summer

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

how can I be hungry I just ate 200 years ago