roach motel

// vegan // failed messiah // it/its // tma // nsfw //

[medievaljournalist]

everyone posting their 'blue sky' as if there isn't a veil of darkness hanging over the world

[meangirlnurse]

this is literally a stick and poke tattoo done by a stoned teenager who forgot what cats look like

[meangirlnurse]

😭

[shitboy96]

The joker sees this and thinks “oh this is just normal paving”

[sedoretu]

ohhhh so THIS is the twisted fucking cycle path

[miamaimania]

“What will remain of us” (2020) ⧗ Mansour Aoun ◆ 32GB suspended in amber

[maja-paja]

[thecornwall]

Mirrodin had no showers and that was really the problem that led to New Phyrexia

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[hyperlexichypatia]

Prev suggesting maybe the guy was gay and dyslexic -- my wife went to a school for learning disabled kids and once saw a roomful of dyslexic boys arguing over whether a Superboy action figure's earring was in the "gay ear." They eventually concluded that he was acceptably straight, which has taken some turns.

[parasitoidism]

Line read that keeps me up at night

[pinejay]

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

[mchi22]

i fuckin hate games where u furnish/decorate a house because it reminds me i truly have no fucking idea what youre supposed to have in a room

[mchi22]

[longcovidrat]

"you just haven't found the right therapist/meds yet!"

ok, but what if i stopped looking? what if i realized i was happy with what my life looks like despite the trauma i lived through?

what if you offered to unload my dishwasher and petsit my rats instead of telling me what legitimate suffering and recovery look like?

[fallout-lou-begas]

Genuine question: if they're remastering Fallout New Vegas genuinely how the hell are they going to release any kind of faithful remake of Honest Hearts in this day and age. like that was pretty repugnant even by mainstream 2011 cultural standards but now it's 2026 and counting. what is their move here. i feel like there's no possible way

[fallout-lou-begas]

the braingeniuses at 2026 Obsidian remaking honest hearts exactly the same except now daniel is asian just like they allegedly originally intended

[fallout-lou-begas]

you enter the DLC and ron perlman starts reading this slide to you

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[thewordywarlock]

if i had a nickel for every time rebecca sugar’s ratatouille porn became relevant, i’d have like 5 nickels at this point

[pixelwishess]

REBECCA SUGAR’S WHAT?

[innerchildabortionclinic]

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

[charlesoberonn]

What is the most inappropriate show to add a beach episode to?

[charlesoberonn]

Yeah okay this one's the winner

[flandrepudding]

referenced from goose’s sketches as well as some screenshots from the show. I just wanted to study her expressions. she is so silly and fun to draw

[fallingtowers]

call that pussy jerma, the way it’s twitching and streaming

[fuctco-deactivated20140703]

[gameclam]