Rhink and Larry chats

hiii I decided to put all my chats in one place! my main is @boobear-married-hazza

[rhinknlarry]

Liam: *is sleeping peacefully on the couch*

Louis: *creeps up to Liam*

Louis: .....

Louis: .....

Louis: OIII OIIIII!!

Liam: FUCK

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Rhett: you look pretty in lipstick

Link: what made you say that?

Rhett: the fact I want to kiss you all over

Link: seems legit

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Louis: wow it's our anniversary tomorrow, haz

Harry: what should we do?

Louis: well..I mean.. *leans into harry* I have some ideas..

Harry: ooh..dont tell me

Louis: *is about to kiss harry*

Harry: we should tell eachother jokes and make puns until well after midnight..

Louis: well, speaking of divorce..

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Rhett: speaking of my undying love for you-

Link: what did that have to do with anything?

Rhett: ...

Link: ...

Rhett: I mean, I wasnt lying..

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Harry: Lou...why is there a lampshade in the dryer?

Louis: lol idk someone stupid must have put it there

Harry: you were the only one home, lou. Why is it there?

Louis: THIS IS AN INTERROGATION! I DEMAND A LAWYER!

Harry: ...

Louis: ...for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to put a lampshade in the dryer. I don't know what came over me. You left me alone for too long, Haz.

Harry: I was gone for 5 minutes.

Louis: I-

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Rhett and Link: I mean no we’re so straight like..

Us: so..nothing has happened between you two?

Randl: wdym?

Us: you haven’t..

Randl: NOOooo…I mean of course we fucked like a couple times but like I have never seen Link NAKED..lol that would be gay.

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My first thought…I’m sorry.

First thoughts when Harry does a Gucci shoot:

Everyone else: omg what a fashion king!

Me: Louis has some HQ fapping material now. Wow, lucky him.

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Rhett: I think I want to-

Link: what?

Rhett: I wasnt finished-

Link: omg just say it

Rhett: im-

Link: just-

Rhett: IM-

Link: kiss me.

Rhett: how did you know what I was going to-

Link: I’m waiting.

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Harry: I don't know, Niall but I think Louis likes me..

Niall: really? What makes u say-

Louis: *walks into the room* hi hazza baby, u cute. *leaves*

Niall: bitch duh fuck u mean?

Harry: so u think he does?

Niall: if by "like you" u mean "would fuck you on the spot and be the father to your children", then yes. He likes you.

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Link: I like your beard, Rhett.

Rhett: :3

Link: it’s very…

Rhett: cute? Manly?

Link: beard-like.

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A Larry Fight:

Harry: im so mad at you! imma poke u softly!

Louis: yeah?! Well I'm gonna hug you so hard!

Harry: WELL IM GONNA KISS YOU LIKE CRAZY!!

Louis: WELL YEAH? IM GONNA SLEEP IN THE SAME BED AS YOU FOR A MONTH!!

Harry: YEAH?! well..well.. IM GONNA SUCK YOUR DICK!!

Louis: woahhh calm down..that's going too far

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Rhett and Link: *do something really gay*

Fandom: *screeches*

Rhett and Link: omg guys ew we dont even hug, its even gay to look at eachother lol we love pussy and we definitely dont hang out bc that would just be weird and high five bro but no homo

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Link: I like your beard, Rhett.

Rhett: :3

Link: it's very...

Rhett: cute? Manly?

Link: beard-like.

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Louis: can you take off your sweater?

Harry: but I'm not wearing anything underneath..

Louis: that's the point.

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Harry: Lou, where's my sweater?

Louis: ummm good question I have no idea wow huh I wonder..

Harry: I was being sarcastic.

Louis: what?

Harry: you're wearing my sweater, Lou. I want it back.

Louis: in your dreams, Haz.

Harry: ...oh my god! Did you hear that?!

Louis: what?!

Harry: I just heard someone say that you wanted to do all your laundry every day until you die since you have my sweater!

Louis: *rips off the sweater* just take your fooken sweater you twat.

Harry: you're too kind.

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Rhett: *in the mirror* hey Link, you wanna go out sometime? It won't be that big of a deal, I just--

Link: *from the other room* Rhett, I can hear you..

Rhett: what?

Link: I can hear what your saying.

Rhett: oh..well do you wanna-

Link: yes.

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Harry: zayn, what did you first think when you saw liam?

Zayn: well, I thought he was cute and charming and nice..why?

Harry: because when I first saw louis I thought of a hedgehog...given he was a pretty hot hedgehog at that...

Zayn: goodbye.