simon rudyk interacts ;)

eli / 21 / hiss hiss motherfuckers

[whitepeopletwitter]

[finest-ass-in-pendragon]

GUYS I MADE A DRAWING OF MYSELF AND IM SUPER PROUD HE’S LIKE A HAPPY LIL MINI ME OHMYGODS

[rhistels]

if he's your man why is he calling me bro when he sucks my dick

[missandryifyourenasty]

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

[notogdenjesse]

This is one my favourite things the internet has ever made.

[missandryifyourenasty]

!!!!!!

[fishmech]

I WILL settle on you like a tiny rain cloud

[scorpiety-bye-deactivated202310]

do you think we get to learn everything when we die or are the colors that exist between colors gonna be shrimp-only knowledge forever

[archangelofsarcasm]

[honeybunscallipygos]

I think about this sometimes @rhistels

[scorpiety-bye-deactivated202310]

do you think we get to learn everything when we die or are the colors that exist between colors gonna be shrimp-only knowledge forever

[cairakirrosehorn]

Wait if you have 2 PhD’s can I have one

[rhistels]

darling you can have my phd any day

[rhistels]

god i wish i were a mantis shrimp

[kitchencombatconcept]

s’raining. means soup time. 

gonna make som e hecki ng

borschschsht

[succubused]

if you are rude to lesbians i am going to throw rocks at you physically

[mymaleficaria]

I like how this post implies there is another way to throw rocks at people. Psychically?

[succubused]

well that’s just my sexy little secret isn’t it

[honeybunscallipygos]

@rhistels is this you?

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

sloppy cock cream sloshing between my sticky icky toes

[rhistels]

@lysanderstrongwood stop this

[lysanderstrongwood]

gUYS MY CRUSH NOTICED ME TODAY

[rhistels]

lmao who's this loser with a lysander strongwood fanblog

[slushi]

BITCH WE OUT HERE TAKIN OUR

M E D S

AND DRINKIN THAT UHHHH

W A T E R

Still havent showered but bitch

WE’LL GET THERE

[honeybunscallipygos]

Hi Envy!

Hey. Hey @thornyonmain Wanna see me write a poem??

[thornyonmain]

🌹 yeah 🌹

[honeybunscallipygos]

OH SHIT HERE WE GO!

AHEM!

Tiny gerkin

It will haunt you in your dreams

It will haunt you in your nightmares

And far into the future

When you’re laying on your deathbed

You will reach into your mouth

And pull out a tiny gerkin

[honeybunscallipygos]

@rhistels look i made a thing!

[rhistels]

god i love you

[honeybunscallipygos]

Hi Envy!

Hey. Hey @thornyonmain Wanna see me write a poem??

[thornyonmain]

🌹 yeah 🌹

[rhistels]

👀💕💦

[lysanderstrongwood]

@ honeybunscallipygos

[honeybunscallipygos]

>;)

[rhistels]

get a room that isn't my library thank you

[elionveris]

I’ve been far more dead in the past but this certainly isn’t ideal

[lysanderstrongwood]

same man

[rhistels]

hey 🥐 turn on your location I just wanna talk