language is fluent. you heard me

evan. 25. he/it. this blog doesn't tag spoilers. transmed/trans exclusionists fuck off. BLM. this country is a SHITSHOW

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy

[wreegis]

there was an incident at work today

[probablyasocialecologist]

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[elierlick]

We need billboards like this in every city.

[thebonewitch]

At the end of the day, my thoughts on job hunting are that it's incredibly stupid how every fiber of our current socioeconomic structure is screaming that you MUST have a job and nothing else matters because you MUST be working and that's the only thing of true importance so never forget that you MUST have a job, and I'm like damn okay so I'd like a job, can I have one? And the answer is No

[chalroe]

"I hope you won't mind if I think of you as a friend."

thinking about Hatchling discovering Grace & Rocky's story hundreds of thousands of years after it happened when there are no more Eridians or humans to tell it :')

[exitwound]

mutuals

[sp0re-speaks]

Amazing things happening on my tumblr right now

[energyprison]

We gotta do something about the way dog owners behave. No other pet owner is just bringin the pet wherever the fuck they go all the time but for some reason with dog owners they think its fine if they bring their dog to the gym and taco bell and whatever. And you invite a dog owner to your house where youve got your own pets youve got your dog and your cats and whatever it is you have and this dog owner shows up at your door like "oh i brought my dog i hope thats okay hes so sweet youll love him" and it is always the most untrained poorly behaved agressive animal that has ever lived. And we all have to pretend like its acceptable behaviour well im sick of it

[chaoticevilspacewitch]

This user supports pet owners taking their pets places that aren't private homes.

Rather that than their screeching, damp children.

[ot3]

ok well this user supposed remembering that children are people who deserve to participate in human society, and pets are not

[skyfullofdeadstars]

Don't care, keep them at home or live in the middle of nowhere so you don't bother the rest of the public. Same applies to any type of pet

[ot3]

[sparrowlucero]

all bark no bite

(available on my kofi as adoptables!)

[fivetrench]

Shit just happens to you when you're a tuna crab

[hungry-hobbits]

not to screenshot a twitter post but please look at this animal

"is that ok . "

[housegoblin]

I hope 2026 is kind to us all

[saradiation]

✨🎂 Happy 413! 🎂✨

[hellgate-art]

HAPPY HOMESTUCK DAY <3 rt please!

[cue-fir]