TURBOTHOT 3000

[normal-horoscopes]

YOUR SHOES SUCK, YOUR SWAG IS LACKLUSTER, AND YOUR DICK GAME IS WEAK; THINE TRESSPASSES SHALL NOT GO UNPUNISHED [ERADICATES YOU WITH A BEAM OF MOONLIGHT]

[normal-horoscopes]

PENIS STRANGE, PENIS INEFFABLE

PENIS ESOTERIC, PENIS INEXPRESSIBLE

PENIS IN THEORY, PENIS CTHONIC

PENIS RECURSIVE, PENIS NEO-PLATONIC

[shiny-rhydon]

[flimflix]

[prime-tiktoks]

[annabellioncourt]

I don’t know what audio I was imagining but it was not that.

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

[ms-andry]

[qrgirl-deactivated20220303]

this is awkward but they sent me here to maim you

[250m]

Visit Original Link

[notanandalitebandit]

U know the moment we reblog this, three years from now a whole hoard of reblogs will crop up with ‘this aged poorly’ in the tags right

[finaltribalcouncil]

this is the funniest thing in the entire world

[impgender]

[tikkety-tok]

[queerist]

Holly Madison looks great

[valtsv]

cranky because you haven’t had any prophetic dreams to aid you on your quest aren’t you

[lexa-el-amin]

truer words have never been spoken

[baby-coma-deactivated20191025]

[vapidsocialite]

Hillæo

HiLLæoo

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

Mood

[rhubarb-shawty]

Wait do y’all still use this app LMFAOOO

[hertzing]

Oh fuck! I’ve gotta tell my chickens i love them!

phew

[clonepa2]

WHERE THE FUCK AM I GONNA GO NOW?

[cliffsecord]