Stepswitcher

Just an ordinary Stepswitcher - I march as one with many others. Ha-ha!

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Do you like video games?

Yeah, I’m part of one!

Ha-ha!

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Look at this sweet art my friend drew me today! Isn’t it just adorable?

Ha-ha!

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Where’d you get those headphones?

Every Stepswitcher is supplied with one upon the job,

Ha-ha!

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how do i stepswitch!??

Well, there’s the short guide in some games; but for the most part; it’s just moving right at the right time. Simple!

Ha-ha!

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Do you like McDonalds?

I’ve never been there, but my friend says it’s good. She also created a...strange image. I don’t have it, but it was a red and yellow Stepswitcher with a McDonald’s logo on it reading “Lockstep 23.” She seriously worries me.

Ha..ha?

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AH! A STEPSWITCHER! I LOVE YOU GUYS!

Why, thank you so much! It’s great to have another fan on the board!

Ha-ha!

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Will Rhythm Rally 3 have any off-beat balls?

I don’t think that’s 100% possible without physics manipulation; but Cosmic Rhythm Rally was set in the edge of the earth’s atmosphere so maybe going further would help it out?

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Perhaps.

Ha-ha!

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Why did the muscled Paddler go unused in CRR?

It was because we hit the balls too hard and they flew over the other paddler, buff paddlers are just too much for us!

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Do you measure water in Rhythm Gallons?

No we measure them in Gallons.

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wanna fuck eachother in the buttt

Can you STOP?

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The Internet worries me.

Why?

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Rhythm Heaven has affected my life and sanity.

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I don’t have this problem at all, I must have the luck of the Moai… even though technically I’m a paddler… maybe I should take up Moai Doo-Wop for a career instead!

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I don’t have this, maybe I’m a jack of all spades.

Ha-ha!

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Please Nintendo

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WHYYYYY…

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We beg of you, Nintendo!

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???????

I actually screwed up a practice for the first time since my OK performance. What? I don’t really understand how that happened.Oh well!

Ha-ha!

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Spooked out of my non-existent boots!

I just finished the “OK-Performance” as we called it - we were coloured silver and white, but I’m REALLY worried for what’s coming up in December... a GOLDEN (or Perfect!) Performance! It’s gonna be the hardest thing I’ve done since the International Lockstep Competition, where we barely won against the Beatchangers in the grand finals. I’m super worried about it, but I’ll keep my head high for everyone!

Ha-ha!

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pornhub

no.

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Are you up for a game of Ping-Pong someday, it's not like your typical Offbeat activities!

We can give it a go, perhaps.

Ha-ha!