Life Moves Pretty Fast

Mariah. California -> Connecticut. Art. Cartoons. 80s/90s Pop Culture.

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[websitevisitor]

please look at the name of this drink i saw at a boba place the other day

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[dailycatsblog]

[depsidase]

[ultirex]

“feeling like a person again” collection

[goth-queen]

[worst-roommates-ever]

[qrgirl-deactivated20220303]

the space race may be the funniest point in history period and i'll stand by that. the US is like "yes whoever gets into space first will prove once and for all that our economic model is superior and that we are, in general, the superior country of superior and smarter people." then the soviets just went and did it and the US freaked out and needed to cover their ass so were like "WE MEAN THE MOON, WE MEAN THE FIRST TO LAND ON THE MOON."

[fanderburker]

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[hoseoch]

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

[dungeon-bitch]

[bold-baddie]

[charlesoberonn]

[thelatestkate]

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[okthatsgreat]

why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps