Head Cannons about Hermione and Draco’s friendship after he starts dating Harry
Being really nervous around her at first, because yes he’s apologised a million times, he still feels awful about all the horrible things he said. (The memory of having to go to the hosptial wing after she hit him is still very real).
They’re both super nerds and get excited about the lamest things. (They’re not lame, Potter is just a bonefide idiot, honestly how does he not fall down more).
Calling her Hermione for the first time and never calling her Granger again.
Getting drunk one new years eve and getting emotional about all the years of friendship they missed out on.
Eye-rolling at Harry and Ron.
Confiding in each other about their (truly clueless and sometimes sulky, obtuse, rude, but honestly wonderful) boyfriends.
Going to the tattoo studio together. He gets his dark mark covered and she gets her Mudblood scar covered. They both cried. Not because of the pain but because they both feel like they can finally breathe again.
The G in LGBT stands for “Granger get your arse round here this INSTANT Harry’s working late and I want to go OUT”.
Sending Howlers to eachother like they’re text messages.
Hermione and Harry teaching Draco and Ron how to use mobile phones and Draco becoming instagram famous.
Draco going on Ron’s stag do, and Hermione’s hen do (honestly the look on Potter’s face when he got told he wasn’t allowed on the hen do, “Of course you can’t come, you’re Ron’s Best Man, Harry. Don’t be so ridiculous.”)
Draco punching a dickhead in the pub for using the ’M’ word. (It wasn’t at Hermione and it was technically in jest but that doesn’t excuse anything).
Hermione punching a dickhead at a Quidditch match for calling one of the players the ‘F’ word.(Seriously, Harry is the most famous out and proud wizard of all time and he’s sitting right next to him. She should have punched him twice for being so thick).
Giving Hermione his copies of his favourite childhood book series - about a rude gnome that learns a different lesson about manners and friendship in each book - when Rose was born.
Hermione sitting next to Narcissa and crying her eyes out when Draco and Harry got married. Narcissa handing her a handkerchief and silently patting Hermione’s knee.
Dancing with Hermione at the wedding reception and feeling the most grateful for loud, boisterous, ridiculous Gryffindors he’d ever been. Because not only did he marry one, but he can officially say his best friend is one. (Not that he’d ever tell them, because seriously. Their egos are big enough already).