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LETS GO LEMONADE LOVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #LEMONADE #LEMONADELOVERS #GO TO DRINK #BEVERAGES #LEMONHEAD #FAVORITEDRINK

kaylmao

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

#ok red and white should obviously be switched #also green onion excels at all....#<- angel right about everything as always

cottoncandylesbo

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

ribbonfriend

low budget production of Cats where it’s just 2 hours of approximately 20 cats loose on the stage

combeferret

brilliant where do i get tickets

pjackk

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

cavegirlpoems

early magic card: Dawn Hawk late-stage magic card: Hubert Farnsworth, Brilliant Inventor (tm)

early yugioh card: Cabbage Warrior late-stage yugioh card: Twilight Memnosinner Exhuvia

early pokemon card: Diglet late-stage pokemon card: Diglet ZZZ+

commanderchrist-deactivated2017

Fuck small talk. Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

hungwy

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

#daily driving mantra

kosmogrl

I need to change my whole life

versacethotty

in the most biblical sense, I am beyond repentance. fame hooker, prostitute, wench vomits her mind.

cuppydogshane

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

capacity2

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

innerchildabortionclinic

I really do wish meeting new people when you're autistic didn't result in the person viewing you as secretly evil for at least a month before realizing you just act slightly different than others without ulterior motive. I get that people meet a lot of assholes in life but omg. I didn't do anything

innerchildabortionclinic

Need to wear a shirt that says this