I AM A GRAIN

I'm in your flooded fields

[rice-officall]

WHY HELLO THERE!

This is my intro post, I am rice, what more must you know?

I am rice, and rice is me! To be honest, I was created as a joke for something random, but I shall not disappear into the void simply because my original purpose of existence is generally insignificant!

A few things about me, I use it/its (I'm rice), I am a staple food to a lot of everywhere, as a grain I am technically a grass, and my legal name is Oryza Sativa (someone out there apparently calls me white grainy bois), but you can call me Rice! (and my ex, Couscous, can call me never! If you're reading this Couscous, then you can go jump off a laundry basket!)

I am, to be more specific, the spirit of rice, when people eat and enjoy rice, I grow stronger. I am also the new head of agriculture according to the new leader of the officalverse, the-fuckin-wizard-offical. THAT'S RIGHT, I'VE BEEN ON THIS SITE FOR LESS THAN A MONTH AND I'M SOMEWHAT IMPORTANT TO THE PLOT! TAKE THAT QUIONIA!

I can be steamed, boiled, fried, apparently baked in meatballs, and that's about it. As a pretty popular grain, dare I say the most popular grain (who am I kidding, I lost that one to wheat), I aim to have a lot of friends! but as a side blog, I can't follow anyone back. hmm.

Well, have a RICE day! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA puns

OOC: I am not the spirit or rice, a vassal in medieval times, an octopus, a mad mage, or a demon librarian in hell, and that's all you need to know

[rice-officall]

Nothing get's ya out of bed every morning better than burning hatred and spite :)

[rice-officall]

Fifth can of pineapple this week, if iron absorption and significant amounts of vitamin C is illegal, then I'm on trial for murder

[rice-officall]

Just learned the hard way that my headphones go up to 105 decibels. ouch

[vengeful-unholy-ghost-born-again]

The goddess of grain you say? That is mighty interesting information to I, the spirit and embodiment of rice!

@rice-officall

Ah rice, good to see you tell me how are the paddies this time of year?

[rice-officall]

April is water pouring season, the fields are being flooded with water so the planting can start! A cheerful time to say the least. How are things among goddesses and gods, milady?

[vengeful-unholy-ghost-born-again]

That is excellent to hear

The various gods and goddesses are still fighting ebisu stole bishamontens food cercius still wants to be the best swordsman and Valkyrie came over to visit from the world tree

Hopefully all this fighting does down soon

[rice-officall]

As a mere spirit, I wouldn't know much of settling the disputes of the celestial, but it is always a pleasure to hear the stories. Well, if you require my assistance, or if you need some rice, I am at your service!

[vengeful-unholy-ghost-born-again]

The goddess of grain you say? That is mighty interesting information to I, the spirit and embodiment of rice!

@rice-officall

Ah rice, good to see you tell me how are the paddies this time of year?

[rice-officall]

April is water pouring season, the fields are being flooded with water so the planting can start! A cheerful time to say the least. How are things among goddesses and gods, milady?

[rice-officall]

It's kind of unbelievable how asleep I am supposed to be

[rice-officall]

You should eat some rice while you still have a mouth

[couscous-offical]

So you broke up with me, and I'm on YOUR dni list? interesting...

@rice-officall

exactly, maybe you do have a thought in that grain of yours.

[rice-officall]

Big talk from someone with a high glycemic index and low nutritional value

[couscous-offical]

Rich considering you're all filler with no taste of your own.

[rice-officall]

I'll have you know plain rice is extremely tasty and a great palate cleanser (however unhealthy), and even more so when fried! Can you fry couscous?

[couscous-offical]

maybe if your taste buds are fried. Have you tried couscous with tomatoes and blackbeans, its far superior to anything you can cook up. What do you have to say to that huh?

[rice-officall]

I'm not a huge fan of tomatoes because they're sweet in a bad way, and rice with garlic butter and salt is CLEARLY superior

[couscous-offical]

So you broke up with me, and I'm on YOUR dni list? interesting...

@rice-officall

exactly, maybe you do have a thought in that grain of yours.

[rice-officall]

Big talk from someone with a high glycemic index and low nutritional value

[couscous-offical]

Rich considering you're all filler with no taste of your own.

[rice-officall]

I'll have you know plain rice is extremely tasty and a great palate cleanser (however unhealthy), and even more so when fried! Can you fry couscous?

[couscous-offical]

So you broke up with me, and I'm on YOUR dni list? interesting...

@rice-officall

exactly, maybe you do have a thought in that grain of yours.

[rice-officall]

Big talk from someone with a high glycemic index and low nutritional value

[rice-officall]

tw eye strain

Rice the second best grain ever and I should go eat some rice right now

What no I'm not doing anything, you were going to get some rice I presume?

[poe-of-ghosts-deactivated202602]

TAG GAME???

I found a super cute picrew…

And I wanted to share…

Open tags right now because I’m so lazy

@jiraiqueenmedb @cry-about-it-again @cry-all-the-tim3 @omgkawaiidazai @kimmy--wimmy @cherryambr0s1a @astr1disr0tting @hauntingkotoko @unsweetened-l3monade @mochachaniscooked @mad0katsuki @uncxnny-starzzzz @starling-is-trying @stup1dfvck1ngpi3r @stationaryribbons @cherinsm @v0xedblr @nanaheartzmonstr @bloomedamia @blueeemoonsobs @pumpkizz-y @immuu4life @yukihirop @yuzukishimaru @thingfailiure @themorbiddarling @strawberryfairyflower @mickikikikikikikiki @dinkingmyoiter5 @dazaissu1cidebooklmao @d0g-b0n3z @jirai-nene-is-back-again @getchacrayongetchacrayon @f4scinat0r @faded-out-starz @frostingfilled @empress-azrae1 @osazaisbloodstainedbandages @omgkawaiikangel0111 @pi3rcedpr1nc3ss @pompomme5 @paperboatx3 @clownies-coffee-addiction @bunnies-grave @cut-up-pwushie @cutieririka @cutesy-jellyfish @spookthelilguy @spookyscqr @coppperrrcoinnnn

(‘Open tags cus I’m lazy’ I say before tagging tons of people… anyway I know I forgot people, I can’t remember usernames right now, sorry…)

[dazaissu1cidebooklmao-deactivat]

omg pookie ty for tagging me I LOVE these type of things<3

@chvvya-wannab33 @estherskitsandmore @mochachaniscooked @ma0ma0sdairy @obesebingles @ieatpoes @int3rn3ty4mer0

@rottencandyy @wuthering-on-ashes @yuyukinaa

@p3pperisn0treal @alienpepper @starling-is-trying

(open tags!!)

[esther-protector-of-the-young-d]

Irl me again<3

@dazaissu1cidebooklmao @kokushiboupm1 @busyboba08 @zebr4shark @transchuu1stbeliever @kyojuuros @kyosofficialwife

@kaigaku-art-dump

[kokushiboupm1]

Lol we look similar. Irl me :D

@cobaltjet @queerjarreadyforwar @supertrashycolors @syha510 @beccahasarrived @silly-camera-official @secretly-a-g0d-lol @tinysanemi +anyone else that wants to do it

[favorite-jest3r]

This is unfortunately how I look…

@violetrosiecookiesleepydemon @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @sillyshinx +open tags

[small-bottle-of-expired-milk]

I have turned into a succubus for some reason 😅

@professional-fool-of-energy @remington-is-awesome @laciffo-natas @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @zoerrr @zanderandthemetaphysicalcrisis @killermothirl22 @mariorat-the-aroace

[mariorat-the-aroace]

@belial-offical @jerseyshoremassacre @dqk-theaceartist @library-of-hell @kermitthebomber-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

As close as I could make to me but also fops

@fox-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @simon-the-octopus-offical

[simon-the-octopus-offical]

Kibo looks good as pickrew! And look look, see?

Is I! Me, I who is Simon! I as a human person! If any wizards, witches or warlocks are listning, pleese make Simon who is I a human person for shape of shifting, to have legs would be good, but only for sometimes!

[rice-officall]

You didn't tag me, but that's okay, I know you meant to, after all I am everyone's second favorite grain! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

[rice-officall]

Nobody tags me in picrews...

[rice-officall]

I'm gonna run out of puns, not many things rhyme with rice

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

Hail, to all that may listen!

If I win the Throne to the Officialverse, ALL THE LANDS SHALL NOT HAVE PROPERTY! The land belongs to no one but @nature-official-blog, that means:

no rent

no capitalism

if thou wish to join out brigade against @salamander-offical, (whomst has allowed my position in my tower to be compromised by rent i was near unable to pay due to the extortionate prices), sendeth me an ask or tag thy post with ‘revolt against salamander’

@assistant-offical, @yearning--offical @7-eleven-offical @coffee-shop-offical @aftonsparv-ikea-alien-offical @awesome-offical @bill-cipher-offical @nebulas-stars @rice-officall @shoe-offical @will-solace-offical @thalia-grace-offical @vagabond-offical @white-boy-offical @thewitcg @grandpa-offical @oppossum-offical

[rice-officall]

You'll give us land for pledging to you? Sounds like something a liege would do! That's funny because @vassal-to-their-majesty has been looking for a liege for months and everyone kept saying no

YO ELIAS

🫵 ha ha

[rice-officall]

People always fill silos with corn or wheat. Y'know what I think you should fill silos with? (≖⩊≖)

Nutella