Non-Sexual Gremlin

I'm like oxygen, I'm everywhere

[thekingofspin]

I'm gonna take slamming the door to a new level

I'm gonna polish his knob so well that it shines

every night till he starts squeaking

till he rusts and I have to grease his hinges

I'm gonna put my letters through his flap

I'm gonna buy him his own pretty little door matt to show I love him

I wanna press his bells till they ring

I'm gonna bend his handle 90 degrees so he opens up

I'M DONE FINE I'LL STOP

[demilypyro]

Me posting

[katnissandpeetamellark]

Coriolanus x Text Posts 🖤

[katnissandpeetamellark]

The Ballad of Songbirds and Snake x Text Posts

[guerrillatech]

[victusinveritas]

[windewehn]

i hate when other people are funnier than me.

[grimeclown]

Wow you know if this quarantine extends into next month then people are really gonna be h

[grimeclown]

Theyre really gonna be hom shdtk

[grimeclown]

This april 13th we’re all gonna be homeshryodksbfnftk

[eggtuna]

[grimeclown]

Happy 2021 everyone

[heartseeker]

me listening to foreign music and not understanding a single word of it

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Medieval Dance by Andrey Vinogradov

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[cishetlessfashion]

[catvampire]

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

terrifying and incomprehensible to the human mind?

[hzs-modblog]

[cundtcake]

translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”

[davinky-deactivated20210909]

i ate an edible and saw cats 2019 and let me tell you i was NOT ready for the main cats name to be my name too and when one of those fuckers onscreen said my name i JUMPED

[davinky-deactivated20210909]

cats on a 50 ft tall screen: “VICTORIA!”

me, white-knuckle gripping my bfs forearm: “we have to go right now immediately or i am GOING to die.”

[thundergrace]

Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

[thundergrace]

To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.

[lymeandcoconut]

she’s so beautiful i had to include a few more photos

[modernsuperhero]

[fuzzydeergirlart]

I stole this from this tumblr post

[magnoliathefool]

[catsbeaversandducks]

By PBF Comics

[rslashrats]

me: hi

person whose parents never let them watch spongebob: my parents never let me watch spongebob