Richard “Dick” Good

Oh. Yea. This is a ask blog.

[divine--tragedy]

Hey. Did you know it’s August???

Aoh nO

[nomanswhatever]

I.. It is??

[richard-good]

It's fucking August!?!

[arceasel]

As Teddy walked past a park, they caught the attention of a cacturne managing a food cart for ‘power berries’ they let out a high pitched whistle to get teddy’s attention “hey kid! Need help staying awake for study’s? Why not try some of my homegrown power berries? I guarantee they will help keep you awake.”

Teddy: I love those games! She reflexively reached behind her for a pocket in her bag, but paused. Teddy: Right. I don’t.. have any money. I’m sorry.

She stepped back, waving a bit. Teddy: Good luck with that anyway!

[richard-good]

As Teddy begins to walk off, the cacturne holds up his nub.

Cacturne: Now hang on a minute, I have a delivery of power berries I need to make to a house 3 blocks down. If you deliver the berries I’m sure the residents will pay you for your troubles. Or at least give you a note that confirms the delivery and then I’ll pay you.

The Cacturne puts a tiny brown paper bag on his cart

Cacturne: what do ya say? Want a side job?

[arceasel]

Teddy shook her head, her expression becoming concerned. Teddy: I need to get home, I’m sorry.

She turned and started walking a bit faster than normal. Teddy: Good-bye.

[richard-good]

The cacturne has a grumpy expression as teddy walks away

Cacturne: Kids these days have no work ethic. Back when I was their age I was working 2 side jobs I had to walk up 3 mountains to get to each day and all they payed me were a couple pennies I used to get me into a prestigious university at 17. And here I am willing to pay this child entire dollars for a delivery. DOLLARS! at least my daughter has a good work ethic.

But alas, she did not. And the old cacturne was left being old and crotchety.

[arceasel]

As Teddy walked past a park, they caught the attention of a cacturne managing a food cart for ‘power berries’ they let out a high pitched whistle to get teddy’s attention “hey kid! Need help staying awake for study’s? Why not try some of my homegrown power berries? I guarantee they will help keep you awake.”

Teddy: I love those games! She reflexively reached behind her for a pocket in her bag, but paused. Teddy: Right. I don’t.. have any money. I’m sorry.

She stepped back, waving a bit. Teddy: Good luck with that anyway!

[richard-good]

As Teddy begins to walk off, the cacturne holds up his nub.

Cacturne: Now hang on a minute, I have a delivery of power berries I need to make to a house 3 blocks down. If you deliver the berries I’m sure the residents will pay you for your troubles. Or at least give you a note that confirms the delivery and then I’ll pay you.

The Cacturne puts a tiny brown paper bag on his cart

Cacturne: what do ya say? Want a side job?

[arceasel]

Teddy is on her way home.

[Do you want to talk with her?]

[richard-good]

No I don’t like that house, it doesn’t stick with the adorable art style that everything else has. Also AAAAAAAAAAAH! more teddy!

[divine--tragedy]

me: *worries about losing my innocence by drawing hot ocs*

also me: *daily listens to Yagami Yato*

[nomanswhatever]

[richard-good]

Me: *doesn't worry about losing my innocence because it's already gone*

Also me: *gets angry when my parents call me gay for buying fruit scented soap*

[richard-good]

Some days are easy and relaxing

Some days are hard and tiring

Some days you find your pet lizard dead in her cage and need to bury them in the backyard

Rest In Peace Skink. May you rest easy, no longer plagued by the cold grasp of cancer.

2017-2020

Taken too soon

[bittersweetsadboi]

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

[gallileawinds]

oh my god

[tollhousecookiedough-deactivate]

I HAVE BEEN GETTING THIS TEXT REGULARLY FOR WEEKS

HOLY SHIT THANK GOD I DIDN’T

[imagine-that-one-thing]

I’ve gotten a few of these. Never ever click a link from an unknown number!!!

[thefartshart]

oh yeahhhh, I saw that on snapchat. it’s been freakin’ EVERYWHERE lately. i haven’t been getting the text, luckily, but im still extremely cautious about it. shit’s scary.

not just girls, but boys and other genders have to be careful as well. this could happen to anyone. please be safe, my friends <3

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

FOR ALL THE YOUNGER PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW. YOU GUYS ARE SMART. YOU KNOW THIS. BUT JUST IN CASE THERE ARE SOME WHO MIGHT NOT. THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU NOT SMART, PERHAPS JUST LESS INFORMED. 

DO NOT CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS EVER. GO TO ACTUAL WEBSITES FOR ONES YOU RECOGNIZE AND TYPE IN THE URL. OR A BOOKMARK IF YOU HAVE ONE. DON’T CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS AND SOCIAL MEDIA MESSAGES/DMS AND EMAILS. EVEN IF YOU KNOW THE PERSON. TAKE EXTREME CAUTION. 

IF YOU’RE GUTS SAYS EH WOULDN’T DO THAT BUDDY. LISTEN. 

ALSO SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS

[67-chevy-baby]

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG THEME IS!! REPOST THIS TO SAVE A LIFE!!

[richard-good]

Sex trafficking is one of the most vile sins one can commit and it makes me sick to my stomach to think people stoop so low for a feeling of power. Stay informed of the world around you.

[richard-good]

Here I share with you a tale. This tale is Called: "Rewarding the Sacrificed"

Jolly: "Kiran baby, understand this man slit his throat and cut a hole in his chest to sacrifice himself to me, he deserves a reward for his bravery."

Kiran: "I understand you feel like you need to reward him but... Offering your body?"

Jolly: "What? I'm not going to force someone else to sleep with him. Back before I met you, this is how I would get laid. It's why I do 250 squats every eight hours. Gotta give them a ass worth dying over. It's tradition."

Kiran: "But... We're together now. Shouldn't you end this tradition?"

The sacrificed: "No! I- I'm close Lord! I- I'm... (Very Loud Moaning)"

Jolly: "See? Quick and painless."

Kiran: "Jolly you've been at it for a hour."

@something-like-an-askblog @gameover-gardevoir

[katiaobinger]

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

[cresentmoon2000]

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

[autisticyunarukami-remade-deact]

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

[intuwitchion-deactivated2019011]

Bonus points: one is illegal in your state and it is not the gun

[folieadicklord]

what the fuck is going on down there are you guys okay

[thedesignateddriver]

no

[coeur-de-coucou-deactivated2015]

Bonus round: was the scream after caused by fun or was it them getting shot

[higherthanheroes]

Challenge mode: it’s the 4th of July

[ratbastard42]

Super Challenge mode: It’s the 4th of July

In the South

[moe-kai-deactivated20201128]

Why do you guys have to make this so challenging yet so true.

[richard-good]

It's obvious that none of you have actually ever heard a gunshot before. There's a big difference between the two, with guns it's a lot faster and sharper and can range between a pop (handgun) or a bang (Shotgun or hunting rifle) and fireworks go of with a bang modt of the time. But you can still tell the difference because of how sharp the noise is. I swear you all just have this fear because you live in the suburbs and have been protected your whole like. Hell I bet none of you ever even seen a gun in real life, much less hold one.

[everythingfox]

(via)

[richard-good]

@something-like-an-askblog @no-mans-pokeverse

[crow-suggestions]

go to your nearest forest tonight at midnight

[richard-good]

No I need to be ready for work at 5:30AM and there are bugs in the forest, I hate bugs

[divine--tragedy]

Does any of those characters can possess someone?

:looks at Diable:

Only he can, so far.

[richard-good]

I think Ave can clearly possesse someone. I mean take those freaky af asks today. What kind of vile degenerate would say those things except a furry Christian OC

[divine--tragedy]

Pride month is over!!! 🦀🦀🦀 It's now illegal to be gay 🏳️‍🌈👮 cease homosexuality or go to gay baby jail! 👮🏳️‍🌈🔫👮 Only heterosexual relationships allow until next pride month!!! 🏳️‍🌈💋

I WAS LITERALLY DRAWING AVE'S REF LMAO

BUT THAT BETTER BE A JOKE BECAUSE IM GONNA WHOOP YO ASS 👀

[richard-good]

You were drawing Ave with such force that your Christian furry OC became real and sent you a anonymous message

[pocketss]

ha ha yeah

[divine--tragedy]

hey uh stockholm syndrome doesnt have anything to do with enjoying pain. its sympathizing or even falling in love with an abuser or captor.

:hands you Diable: this guy slammed Soven against a pole just because he had the doubt he talked about the real situation to someone, and always made Sov believe it was to make him stronger and less sensitive. falsehood.

:hands you Soven flirting with Diable:

connect the dots, thank you i do researches

[richard-good]

If he likes to be hurt then it’s not Stockholm syndrome it’s masochism

[gameover-gardevoir]

Can I have a burger? Bread, beef patty, provolone cheese, ketchup lettuce, mayo, bread. Oh, and be sure to toast it.

[richard-good]

Terrible service, 0/10, racist staff, refused order because I’m a poison type.

[divine--tragedy]

some venting after a pretty weird happening

[richard-good]

Bro it’s all my vibes, pain, pain, and pain