Rockin and a Rollin

Imagine an animated penis with a voice like a hen. That’s me. Originally a NSFW sideblog, now just sort of an anything-goes sideblog. If you're uncomfortable with me reblogging your stuff just let me know!

[retroactivebakeries]

[hottypeclub]

[theerastour]

they say I'm bad news, I just say "thanks"...

[i-am-a-fan]

Me talking to the founding fathers: While your system was fundamentally rooted in democracy, it failed to account for the rapid change in society’s growth and vast diversity that would come from it. It also has no concrete definition for how serious to take it, making it easy for the greedy to take advantage of.

George washington eating his third fruit gummy snack: The idea was to hand the government into the hands of the people. Although, I doubt with such a large union of people that it’d ever be possible to reach one ideal we can all agree on. However, if a man was corrupted in power, it is the duty of the american people to remove him for the health of the nation.

Thomas Jefferson who’s 80 pages into the yaoi novel i forgot to take out of my bag: These twinks… where can i purchase one?

[koreplus]

yeah

[itsangrynar]

tummytummytummytummy

[triptrippy]

demon king laios bad end AU i think about often

[flawlessflesh]

demon king laios, who made the world his enemy

[suitjacketmadeofrats]

Demon King Laios as that one Lucifer statue

[ahotknife]

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

[helpless--romantics]

being a swiftie on tumblr is like

[suitjacketmadeofrats]

Demon King Laios as that one Lucifer statue

[itsangrynar]

tummytummytummytummy

[sparkleapple]

Source: GrandMamka on twitter

Yes, I asked permission to post ofc ❤️

[orphetoon]

yeah

[kempkin]

my goat

[butcher-my-name]

i hate him ♥️