Richie Lipschitz

So how long are ya going to let them think that someone else vandalized the school?

-@calaverage

Vandalism is a crime! I would never risk my college career because of it!

But if I had done it, I would want to draw it out as ling as possible. Who knows, maybe the culprit is having fun watching those poor, dumb, muscle-bound, football boys attempt to sleuth it out.

Maybe the culprit wants to sew confusion in the school!

Of course, that's just a theory. How the fuck did you know?

They shrug.

I was walking home from the Witchwood and saw someone spray painting out front. Not many people have...that hair.

Cal gestures to Richie's poor attempt at anime hair.

Richie's eye twitches, and he makes a failing attempt to make 🧸's hair more presentable.

Can I ask you not to snitch, then? I'd rather not get my jaw broken by the football team- Plus I LIKE being Zeke. Football is fun.

... is there something wrong with my hair?

Nah, dude. I'm not a snitch. I don't even go their so it's really not my problem. Morbid curiosity is all.

You kinda look like you rolled half out of bed, dude. It is impressive that you got it to stick out like that.

It already sticks up all weird, might as well capitalize, ya know? There's nothing else I can do about it....

If you get hair wet, it tends to stay down better. Won't hold forever, but at least it could you through a formal event or something. Or defacing school property.

#richieposting #hatchetfield rp #hatchetblr #i cant eat yett . but on the plus side I'm watching shrek -admin

Richie snickers a little, stretching his shoulders a little.

Thanks for the tips, Cal- I'll dedicate my next act of attention-getting behavior to you.

🧸 pauses for a second.

You weren't at Hatch-high last year, were you? I recognize you from whenever I pretend to be a CCRP intern, but not from last year.

So how long are ya going to let them think that someone else vandalized the school?

-@calaverage

Vandalism is a crime! I would never risk my college career because of it!

But if I had done it, I would want to draw it out as ling as possible. Who knows, maybe the culprit is having fun watching those poor, dumb, muscle-bound, football boys attempt to sleuth it out.

Maybe the culprit wants to sew confusion in the school!

Of course, that's just a theory. How the fuck did you know?

They shrug.

I was walking home from the Witchwood and saw someone spray painting out front. Not many people have...that hair.

Cal gestures to Richie's poor attempt at anime hair.

Richie's eye twitches, and he makes a failing attempt to make 🧸's hair more presentable.

Can I ask you not to snitch, then? I'd rather not get my jaw broken by the football team- Plus I LIKE being Zeke. Football is fun.

... is there something wrong with my hair?

Nah, dude. I'm not a snitch. I don't even go their so it's really not my problem. Morbid curiosity is all.

You kinda look like you rolled half out of bed, dude. It is impressive that you got it to stick out like that.

#richieposting #hatchetfield rp #hatchetblr #im hungry my brain no worky

It already sticks up all weird, might as well capitalize, ya know? There's nothing else I can do about it....

So how long are ya going to let them think that someone else vandalized the school?

-@calaverage

Vandalism is a crime! I would never risk my college career because of it!

But if I had done it, I would want to draw it out as ling as possible. Who knows, maybe the culprit is having fun watching those poor, dumb, muscle-bound, football boys attempt to sleuth it out.

Maybe the culprit wants to sew confusion in the school!

Of course, that's just a theory. How the fuck did you know?

They shrug.

I was walking home from the Witchwood and saw someone spray painting out front. Not many people have...that hair.

Cal gestures to Richie's poor attempt at anime hair.

#richieposting #hatchetfield rp #hatchetblr

Richie's eye twitches, and he makes a failing attempt to make 🧸's hair more presentable.

Can I ask you not to snitch, then? I'd rather not get my jaw broken by the football team- Plus I LIKE being Zeke. Football is fun.

... is there something wrong with my hair?

So how long are ya going to let them think that someone else vandalized the school?

-@calaverage

Vandalism is a crime! I would never risk my college career because of it!

But if I had done it, I would want to draw it out as ling as possible. Who knows, maybe the culprit is having fun watching those poor, dumb, muscle-bound, football boys attempt to sleuth it out.

Maybe the culprit wants to sew confusion in the school!

Of course, that's just a theory. How the fuck did you know?

Did Max kick my ass almost every day for years? Yes.

Could I fix him? Probably not but I sure as hell will try.

#richieposting #nighthawk news #hatchetblr #hatchetfield rp

ZEKE THE FIGHTING NIGHTHAWK is heartbroken to report:

SOMEONE VANDALIZED THE SCHOOL !

This morning the school gym was discovered to have been VANDALIZED with the words "GO CLIVESDALE". Worry not, Nighthawks! We WILL find who did it, and they will be punished.

GO NIGHTHAWKS! SCRAW!

This is going to be fun watching people react to it

So fucking fun!

D A L E

The quote of GO CLIVESDALE is now finished, and Richie steps back to admire his handiwork. This is gonna be big news.

He puts the cans back in his hoodie and starts walking around the currently empty high school, trying to think of more havoc to cause while 🧸's still in his "disguise" of plain clothes he bought specifically to do this.

Well

At least it can’t be traced back to you-

Exactly! Why would Zeke the fighting Nighthawk do something like this?

V E S-

Oooo what are you gonna do

Richie just shrugs, looking imperceptibly smug underneath the bandana.

I'm bored.

🧸 starts spraying letters in a bright blue.

G O C L I-