Richard Lipschitz, I probably do your kid's homework... Mascot for Hatchetfield High!! GO NIGHTHAWKS!! SCRAW!!
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@richard-lipschitz
Richard Lipschitz, I probably do your kid's homework... Mascot for Hatchetfield High!! GO NIGHTHAWKS!! SCRAW!!
Run by @babygirlismpersonified idk what else to put here i'm tired- I'll probably edit this at some point. yet another richie account...
So how long are ya going to let them think that someone else vandalized the school?
-@calaverage
Vandalism is a crime! I would never risk my college career because of it!
But if I had done it, I would want to draw it out as ling as possible. Who knows, maybe the culprit is having fun watching those poor, dumb, muscle-bound, football boys attempt to sleuth it out.
Maybe the culprit wants to sew confusion in the school!
Of course, that's just a theory. How the fuck did you know?
They shrug.
I was walking home from the Witchwood and saw someone spray painting out front. Not many people have...that hair.
Cal gestures to Richie's poor attempt at anime hair.
Richie's eye twitches, and he makes a failing attempt to make 🧸's hair more presentable.
Can I ask you not to snitch, then? I'd rather not get my jaw broken by the football team- Plus I LIKE being Zeke. Football is fun.
... is there something wrong with my hair?
Nah, dude. I'm not a snitch. I don't even go their so it's really not my problem. Morbid curiosity is all.
You kinda look like you rolled half out of bed, dude. It is impressive that you got it to stick out like that.
It already sticks up all weird, might as well capitalize, ya know? There's nothing else I can do about it....
If you get hair wet, it tends to stay down better. Won't hold forever, but at least it could you through a formal event or something. Or defacing school property.
Richie snickers a little, stretching his shoulders a little.
Thanks for the tips, Cal- I'll dedicate my next act of attention-getting behavior to you.
🧸 pauses for a second.
You weren't at Hatch-high last year, were you? I recognize you from whenever I pretend to be a CCRP intern, but not from last year.
So how long are ya going to let them think that someone else vandalized the school?
-@calaverage
Vandalism is a crime! I would never risk my college career because of it!
But if I had done it, I would want to draw it out as ling as possible. Who knows, maybe the culprit is having fun watching those poor, dumb, muscle-bound, football boys attempt to sleuth it out.
Maybe the culprit wants to sew confusion in the school!
Of course, that's just a theory. How the fuck did you know?
They shrug.
I was walking home from the Witchwood and saw someone spray painting out front. Not many people have...that hair.
Cal gestures to Richie's poor attempt at anime hair.
Richie's eye twitches, and he makes a failing attempt to make 🧸's hair more presentable.
Can I ask you not to snitch, then? I'd rather not get my jaw broken by the football team- Plus I LIKE being Zeke. Football is fun.
... is there something wrong with my hair?
Nah, dude. I'm not a snitch. I don't even go their so it's really not my problem. Morbid curiosity is all.
You kinda look like you rolled half out of bed, dude. It is impressive that you got it to stick out like that.
It already sticks up all weird, might as well capitalize, ya know? There's nothing else I can do about it....
So how long are ya going to let them think that someone else vandalized the school?
-@calaverage
Vandalism is a crime! I would never risk my college career because of it!
But if I had done it, I would want to draw it out as ling as possible. Who knows, maybe the culprit is having fun watching those poor, dumb, muscle-bound, football boys attempt to sleuth it out.
Maybe the culprit wants to sew confusion in the school!
Of course, that's just a theory. How the fuck did you know?
They shrug.
I was walking home from the Witchwood and saw someone spray painting out front. Not many people have...that hair.
Cal gestures to Richie's poor attempt at anime hair.
Richie's eye twitches, and he makes a failing attempt to make 🧸's hair more presentable.
Can I ask you not to snitch, then? I'd rather not get my jaw broken by the football team- Plus I LIKE being Zeke. Football is fun.
... is there something wrong with my hair?
So how long are ya going to let them think that someone else vandalized the school?
-@calaverage
Vandalism is a crime! I would never risk my college career because of it!
But if I had done it, I would want to draw it out as ling as possible. Who knows, maybe the culprit is having fun watching those poor, dumb, muscle-bound, football boys attempt to sleuth it out.
Maybe the culprit wants to sew confusion in the school!
Of course, that's just a theory. How the fuck did you know?
Did Max kick my ass almost every day for years? Yes.
Could I fix him? Probably not but I sure as hell will try.
ZEKE THE FIGHTING NIGHTHAWK is heartbroken to report:
SOMEONE VANDALIZED THE SCHOOL !
This morning the school gym was discovered to have been VANDALIZED with the words "GO CLIVESDALE". Worry not, Nighthawks! We WILL find who did it, and they will be punished.
GO NIGHTHAWKS! SCRAW!
This is going to be fun watching people react to it
So fucking fun!
D A L E
The quote of GO CLIVESDALE is now finished, and Richie steps back to admire his handiwork. This is gonna be big news.
He puts the cans back in his hoodie and starts walking around the currently empty high school, trying to think of more havoc to cause while 🧸's still in his "disguise" of plain clothes he bought specifically to do this.
Well
At least it can’t be traced back to you-
Exactly! Why would Zeke the fighting Nighthawk do something like this?
V E S-
Oooo what are you gonna do
Richie just shrugs, looking imperceptibly smug underneath the bandana.
I'm bored.
🧸 starts spraying letters in a bright blue.
G O C L I-
Blinks at you
Blinks back.
Richie pulls 🧸's bandana over his mouth, and pulls out a can of spray paint, staring at a mostly empty school wall with mischief in 🧸's eyes.
If anyone was watching, someone might notice a certain teenager sneaking into hatchetfield high after dark.
And if anyone had X-Ray vision, they would notice about 5 cans of spray-paint in aforementioned teenager's hoodie.
Of course, nobody's watching.... right?
Do you ever feel like if someone isn't looking at you or giving you attention that you might burst?
Anyway I have not had direct attention in too long, I'm going to do something insane.
Time to cause problems on purpose.
sl eep is fot the GAY .
daddy needs his black coffee . (me. i need my black coffee)
I just had a weird dream....Pete was in it.
I just saw this
what
Well, I'm sure as hell not telling you NOW.
tell me
I just said no! Sword slash to the chest, and now you're on fire.
PLEASEEE
I was about to tell you to beg but that would be gay.
I just had a weird dream....Pete was in it.
I just saw this
what
Well, I'm sure as hell not telling you NOW.
tell me
I just said no! Sword slash to the chest, and now you're on fire.
I just had a weird dream....Pete was in it.
I just saw this
what
Well, I'm sure as hell not telling you NOW.