Andulka
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@richardejones
It's the official start of the Xmas season: I've busted out the first Grinch t-shirt. One a day Xmas tees until the big day. So excited to be back in the spirit of Grinchyness. #Xmas #grinch #christmas #reasonfortheseason (at Charlotte, North Carolina)
My person, @dudesguide, is not very smart. Today, he jumped out of a perfectly good airplane. On purpose. And he smiled about it. I will never understand people. I love him. But I do not understand him. #skydivecarolina #skydive #dudesguide #jump (at Skydive Carolina)
The three phases of me on Halloween: before the knockers I am relaxed. I am alert to protect my foo-- family. I do not need a mask to be scary. Grrrrr bark barkbarkbark #BuzzTheDogg #StillADog #Halloween (at Charlotte, North Carolina)
At Jack Beagles. I'm wearing a sari, with Jamaican dreads and I'm a Lord of the Rings fan. I'm Sari-mon, the other white wizzard. #Halloween #lotr (at JackBeagle's Noda)
My thumbs-person is at The Fletcher School in Charlotte running the entertainment thanks to an available-anywhere wifi connection from my Karma Go. #showyourgo #fletcherschool (at The Fletcher School)
It was hard work. Good work. Even though my thumbs person took it lightly. I found the mole. It is funny. The mole did not want to play for long. So I hugged the mole. With my teeth.
Right there, by my left front paw . . It is evidence that my search for bad ones keeps going. They try to undermine us, but I am faster. They try to dig us into a hole and bury us, but I dig better. Another mole down. There could be ones near you'd. #mole #moles #molepeople #DieMoleDie (at Providence Woods, North Carolina)
He thinks it is funny to be caught out in the rain, but that is only because he does not have to dry off wet fur that is wet. #rain #countingcrowsconcert #countingcrows #charlotte
Dennis? Is that you? Dennis? #Dennis #wombat
I am a filthy white who wants the money and is willing to knife myself for it.
My people left me with The Spoilers. I like The Spoilers. They give me treats and love and treats and warm pillow for car rides. I like car rides. I like sleeping with a warm pillow. This is fun. #stilladog
My human thumbs went to London and I did not even get a t-shirt. I love the taste of t-shirts in the morning. They taste . . . of sleep sweat. Yum! (at Imperial War Museum)
The night before the morning after.
New Year, Same Complaint
Welcome, new year! Now get lost. Seriously, I'm already completely done with listening to people talk about how this year they're going to stick to their diets, lose weight, exercise more, read more, watch less tv, do more, be nicer. . . Blah, blah, blah. People, you don't have to wait for the year to change to change yourself. Every day is a new day. Every day is a new chance for you to be better. Every hour. Every minute. Right now, in fact. Heck, you don't even have to resolve anything. Just take the next opportunity to be nicer to someone, do a good deed for no reason. Hold open a door. Say thanks. It's not hard, people. You just gotta decide to start.
Who wouldn't want to come back as a dog? Someone feeds you and takes you for walks. You can sleep just about anywhere. And that's even before the whole licking-your-own-package part of the canine experience.
@BuzzTheDogg loves to look for #moles. The more digging the better. Once he's opened a trail, he likes to shove his face in as deeply as possible.
My across-the-street neighbors have three kids. The youngest, a boy, and the middle, his sister, have a decidedly off turn of mind. Which I LOVE. They've been on my case for weeks to put my Halloween decorations up outside. I wasn't ready yet, but I dug Creepy Hell Baby out of the attic and set it in pride of porch place. Last night, one or both of my little neighbors decided to make the already amazing Creepy Hell Baby at least 200% more awesome. This is the sort of neighborly cooperation I can get behind.