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[richiebilleddie]

Me riding from the dead to watch welcome to derry

[reddieforlove]

Reddie - Beach (sex) - Reddies-Spaghetti

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send me your own reddie prompt and I’ll make a moodboard/fic out of it

Eddie let out a soft sigh as lips grazed over his throat, leaving no spot unkissed. The sun was high above them, warming their already heated bodies. A smile tugged at his lips as his eyes traced over the blue, blue sky over them.

“I can’t believe you rented us a house on a private beach,” he breathed out.

Richie hummed against his skin, trailing his fingers lightly over Eddie’s ribs.

“Can’t do this on a public beach,” he said.

Eddie shivered as Richie tugged him closer on his lap, the sand shifting beneath the towel that they sat on.

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[richiebilleddie]

I’ve never been more happy with tumblr

[richiebilleddie]

So sick of people dictating what is okay and not okay to write

MEANING, if I want to write a cheating fic (which I have) I’m going to. I’m not talking about writing pedophilia.

If someone wants to write a story in which richie and Eddie have a toxic relationship, let them! Who cares, it’s an AU and Eddie and Richie aren’t real.

[richiebilleddie]

WOAH I HAVE 700 followers !!!! THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH <3

[richiebilleddie]

There’s so much incessant drama in this fandom

[richiebilleddie]

Bet y’all thought I was dead or something

[devilstrip]

kapscom meeting in the library trope or at the dog park dog park trope idk

kaspscom is eddie/ben yeah? idk what else it would be but i just wanna make sure bc I call it hansbrak lmao. anyway uhhhhh dog park!!! like that would be so fuckin soft?

(also idk why i went tf off with this one but i did— also i’ll add a keep reading later but i’m on mobile)

i could totally see ben having this like fat lil corgi that he spoils and loves with all his heart. like, feeds him food off the dinner table and lets sit in his lap at literally all times while he’s home. he saved up for that dog for like a long ass time because corgis are expensive and so he takes very good care of him.

and eddie has this like BIG ASS GERMAN SHEPHERD. like is that thing even a dog anymore? pretty sure it’s a fuckin horse at this point. and eddie rescued her from a local shelter when he moved out on his own because he was like “fuck i need a guard dog!” and she’s really good at it! she growls every time the doorbell rings and circles around eddie protectively when he goes to answer it. and she sleeps in his bed at night and eddie feels v v safe.

and yooooo laid ease, eddie’s dog doesn’t trust anyone!!! but especially other men!!!! like lord knows she’s ruined a few hookups for him because she scares off the guys eddie brings home. but he can’t be mad because she’s a good judge of character (she still growls at richie but will sit with her head in bev’s lap any time she comes over). so he figures they were probably bad guys anyway.

but then he goes to the dog park one day, and lets her off the leash. and like a while later he sees that she’s disappeared!!! and he’s like uhhh!!!! tf!!!!! and when he finally finds her, she’s like chillin w some random guy! and eddie assumes maybe she’s doing that scary “i’m gonna rip ur nuts off” face she does, so he rushes over to apologize.

but nope she’s like very invested in this guy! and the guy is cute too!!!! he’s got a beard and like yo eddie loves beards!!!! so yeah he’s like sitting on a bench and the sketchbook he was working in is off to the side because he clearly got caught up in scratching behind her ears and talking softly to her and eddie is already HEART EYES MOTHER FUCKER.

and the guy is like “omg sorry is this your dog? she came up to me and was so sweet” and eddie is like ok that’s weird she hates men lmao who is this guy??? and ben introduces himself just as his cute pudgy corgi comes running up and you bet your ASS eddie falls to his knees and starts fawning over that thing. he’s like “this is the cutest fucking dog i’ve ever seen” and ben is still petting his own dog.

so basically they fall in love with each other’s dog’s first and then exchange numbers because ben asks if he wants to get coffee sometime and fuck yeah eddie wants to get coffee with him sometime!!!

bonus: when they move in together, their dogs become the fucking BEST OF FRIENDS.

// send me two au’s/tropes to choose between for your favorite ship!!!

[tossertozier]

i can’t believe we’re all doing 90’s movies fics and no one is gonna stop being a coward and do 13 going on 30.

richie as jenna, a teenager with clunky braces and gangly limbs who’s really obsessed with being popular. he finally thinks he’s made it “in” with the cool kids when he gets invited to a party, on his 13th birthday, no less, and he drags his best friend eddie along with him. & god, when the kids say they’re gonna play 7 minutes in heaven - it’s like a dream. his first kiss, his first party, all on one day, his birthday no less. until the closet opens and in steps eddie, and richie realizes he’s been the joke of the entire party. they have a massive fight, and when richie shoves eddie, eddie shoves back. he smashes his head on a shelf and conks out.

he wakes up a handsome (STRAIGHT TEETH!!) 30 year old man, a talented comedian, no less. he is shocked when NONE of his colleagues recognize his voices, not even the British guy, and his dick jokes only get a few muffled, confused laughs. also… this strange woman in his apartment (HIS?!? APARTMENT?!?) keeps trying to have SEX with him…

he freaks out and seeks out the only person he ever really trusted, eddie kaspbrak, who is now starting his residency at a Brooklyn hospital. eddie, who richie hasn’t talked to since that night in 1987, genuinely thinks richie might have lost his mind. eddie deeply questions his own sanity, curses himself for being too kind, and goes out to lunch with him anyway.

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it 2017 + cinematography

[oaf-inactive]

Richie Tozier hasn’t spoken a word to anybody since he came to Derry in the middle of the school year. Until he talks to Eddie Kaspbrak.

Previous chapters: Chapter one. Chapter two. Chapter three. Chapter four. Chapter five. Chapter six. Chapter seven. Chapter eight. Chapter nine. Chapter ten. Chapter eleven. Chapter twelve. Chapter thirteen. Chapter fourteen. Chapter fifteen. Chapter sixteen. Chapter seventeen. Chapter eighteen. Chapter nineteen.

Warnings: mention of abuse.

Chapter twenty.

The lights upstairs are off; Eddie can see that much as he approaches the big brown house. He thinks maybe nobody is home, but then he realizes the lights from the kitchen and dining area shine outside on the grass. It is four PM, just after school, and Eddie is coming to visit Richie. Eddie grips onto the strap of his backpack tightly, like if he loosens his grip not only will his belongings clatter to the ground but his composure will, too. He doesn’t know why he’s so nervous; he is sure he will not talk to Richie. But then Eddie sees him—leaning on the fencing of the porch, smoking a cigarette, looking half-dead. Eddie almost halts in his place, because he did not come prepared. He doesn’t have the slightest clue what he’ll say to Richie. Why did you ghost me? What did I do wrong? Sometimes I feel like you don’t even like me, but yet you told Junie about me…

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[eddies-alpha]

photo evidence that eddie hates me. its ok. love u babe ;)

- richie 

[richiebilleddie]

YEET go follow my abo reddie blog!!! (Art by other mod)

[tongue-biter]

michael - hebrew: who is like god

hanlon - gallic: radiance  

↳ “when i die, i guess i’ll go with a library card in one hand and an OVERDUE stamp in the other.” 

stan, eddie, richie, bev

[fairyling]

missing jacket // kaspbrough

summary: bill has a plan and richie ruins it.

a/n: this is kaspbrough with a bit of stozier. i tried to write something happy/fluffy for valentine’s day?? but i rlly just wanted to make it angsty in the end but my friend told me not to so have this garbage

word count: 2148

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[peachyuris]

richie tells bill about how on two occasions he and stan have faked a proposal at a restaurant for free dessert or drinks and bill’s like ‘omg eds and i totally have to do that’

and then one night when he takes eddie out for dinner they decide to try it.

“how amazing,” says the waitress with a smile. “two proposals here in one night!”

“two?”

“that couple over there just got engaged earlier,” she replies.

bill and eddie follow her pointing over to find richie and stan feeding each other cheesecake.

[edsbrak]

i read all of ur headcannons and was wondering if you could write some kaspbrough? in any prompt is good! <3

oo I love me some kaspbrough! I’m not sure what this prompt would be, but here you go anon!:

so Eddie and Bill have been dating for about 2 years now

and right now Bill is living with Richie and Eddie is living with Stan

so you can imagine Bill and Richie’s place is always in total chaos, and whenever the boyfriends come over Eddie and Stan HAVE to clean this place up because “what the fuck, how do you live like this?”

and because of this, Bill is instead over at Eddie’s a lot, because he loves his boy sm and also because living with Richie all the time can be exhausting

and without really realising it, they start becoming really grossly domestic

I mean they kind of always have been, but it’s not until now, as their relationship is getting stronger and they can hardly stay apart any more that their friends wonder why they aren’t just living together already like??

whenever each of them go out grocery shopping, they always buy the others favourite food for when they come over and inevitably stay for days on end

Eddie is constantly searching around his apartment for his clothes only to remember he left them over at Bill’s 

Bill has an entire drawer in Eddie’s bathroom for his products alone, as well as his favourite coconut shampoo having a place in Eddie and Stan’s shower

Stan is constantly bringing these facts up like, “Why don’t you two just live together already?”

and Eddie will follow it with, “Doesn’t that mean you and Richie will have to move in together too?”

and Stan will be like “Fuck.”

but after that, Eddie can’t stop thinking about the idea??

because he and Bill have been together for a while now and the more he considers it the more he starts to really love the idea

so whenever Bill just rocks up to hang out, greeting Eddie with a kiss at the door before he goes to the kitchen to organise dinner, it’s so easy to imagine that this could be their lives from now on?

just being with each other every night, snuggling on the couch and bumping shoulders as they brush their teeth, sharing showers and waking up next to each other every morning 

Eddie can’t imagine a better way to live, he loves his boy so much

but he’s kind of scared to bring it up because Bill’s never really mentioned that kinda stuff before

“Trust me, Eds, Bill’s just an oblivious mother fucker” Richie says one day, “But I’m pretty sure he’d say yes. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard him jerk off while calling out your name. Boy’s a pining mess.”

Eddie hits him the hardest he’s ever had that day

so that night, as he’s waiting for Bill to come home, Eddie prepares what exactly he’ll say and how exactly he’s going to ask Bill to move in with him

and then Bill opens the door, calling out, “Hey baby boy, daddy’s home!”

so there’s a brief intermission of Eddie riding Bill into the mattress

but afterwards, as they both lay there cuddling, Eddie with his face pressed into Bill’s neck, he sleepily mumbles out, “Wanna spend every night like this?”

and Bill isn’t even, fucking surprised?? he just breathes out, “Of course, baby boy, I’ve actually been waiting for you to ask for a while now.”

and Eddie’s like, wtf?? “I’m gonna kill Richie.”

but first, the celebrate with another round before breaking out an old bottle of champagne Eddie finds in Stan’s room

Richie ends up moving in with Stan after

Stan is already planning his revenge.

[eddies-alpha]

hot tip: this was taken like….. two hours after i wrecked him against the wall in my dorm room LOL look at how cute he is!!!! my spaghetti boi!! !!!

- richie 

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