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ophelia. 26. she/her. naruto posting in main.

[sasukeless]

here's my favorite collection of dudebros posts btw

[warcrimesimulator]

thinking about creatures.

[warcrimesimulator]

look at this thing

[warcrimesimulator]

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

[otiksimr]

That is a banded linsang.

They sit very politely.

[frailgun]

an unsung favorite of mine

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[nudityandnerdery]

Oh, Murderbot, you are eternally relatable.

Network Effect by Martha Wells

[nudityandnerdery]

I adore Murderbot in a way that would make it uncomfortable (i.e., by recognizing it in any way at all)

Platform Decay by Martha Wells

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

drinking and smoking marijuana in public in front of children

[deadelated]

[ozempicofficial]

[lacyramen]

There is something very funny to me about dropping characters into a modern AU but keeping their story the exact same. “I have to kill my family before they destroy the village” actually Itachi I think you need to focus on memorizing your timetables.

[lacyramen]

You don’t understand I Have to keep watching bad anime. There are Women in there. I need to save them

[lacyramen]

LIST OF FUN ACTIVITIES TO DO IN KONOHA:

Kill your clan for the village

Kill yourself for the village

Kill your friend for the village

Kill children for the village

Kill enemy ninja for the village

Kill your dead sensei for the village

Just start killing people (for the village)

[tsuchikokusha]

🐍🐸🐌 三忍

[narutwitter]

[thistoowillpasss]

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[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[kittykittyredcat]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[utopians]

it's been observed many times before but man it is kind of funny that Americans were so galled about the idea of foreign interference in the presidential election. Fuckkkkkk who would do something like that... Truly shameful behavior what kind of monstrous government would do something like that