Brain: I donāt wanna write anymore. I wanna read something.Ā
Me: Alright, I guess we could do that for a bit. What do you wanna read?Ā
Brain: Donāt know. Wanna read.Ā
Me: Thereās a lot to choose from. How about this?Ā
Brain: No. Not that. I wanna read a thing that fits these exact specifications.Ā
Me: Uh, alright, wow. Those are really exact specificatio-
Me: ā¦
Me:Ā Are you telling me you want to read the exact thing we were writing?Ā
Brain: YES! I wanna read that. Letās read that.Ā
Me: ā¦
Me: I donāt know how to tell you this, but we have to write it first.Ā
I FEEL CALLED OUT BY THIS POST
well, damn if this doesn't sum up my hiatus with a nice, neat bow...














