Brain: I don’t wanna write anymore. I wanna read something.Â
Me: Alright, I guess we could do that for a bit. What do you wanna read?Â
Brain: Don’t know. Wanna read.Â
Me: There’s a lot to choose from. How about this?Â
Brain: No. Not that. I wanna read a thing that fits these exact specifications.Â
Me: Uh, alright, wow. Those are really exact specificatio-
Me: …
Me:Â Are you telling me you want to read the exact thing we were writing?Â
Brain: YES! I wanna read that. Let’s read that.Â
Me: …
Me: I don’t know how to tell you this, but we have to write it first.Â
I FEEL CALLED OUT BY THIS POST
well, damn if this doesn't sum up my hiatus with a nice, neat bow...












