Derp&Stuff

I don't even know what I'm supposed to do on tumblr but hey I'm just broadening my hexaflagerbalgerons whatever that means

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My parents caught me washing my underwear at 3 in the morning.

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[the sky is grey and it's cold outside]

me: yesssss

[the wind picks up and it starts to rain]

me: Y ESSSSSSS

[altnbrown-deactivated20160802]

Someone who hasn’t seen cutthroat kitchen, explain this

[plebeiantologist]

bad and naughty chefs will be placed in the Shame Cone to atone for their sins

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I haven't seen this episode of myth busters yet

[kushandwizdom]

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This is both profound and literal

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[garden-of-everything]

according to your birthday, in 2016, you will

1-5: steal 6-10: consume 11-15: master 16-20: battle with 21-25: hoard 26-31: transform into

january: anime february: chocolate march: knives april: potatoes may: flowers june: seaweed july: the Declaration of Independence august: puppies september: school supplies october: bones november: crispy leaves december: snowflakes

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I will steal all the pups and nobody can stop me

[jyyink]

whack-a-heartless

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I can finally use this

[coluring]

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS??

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a bae-ker

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

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THIS

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Picking up my date be like

[palmist-blog]

you’re currently witnessing a fine piece of procrastination 

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Dont tell me what i already know

[puppiestotherescue]

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*broken glass sound echoes out my chest* gawd

[angelg59]

accidentally calls ur dad bae 

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How can yiu even make such a mistake???

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*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*

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Every damn time

[greetings-deactivated2015-01-23]

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Ah yes. The pilot episode.