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@ricochetbubbles
This post is almost 11 years old now, so I feel like it’s time for an update:
if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"
Very much this, fuck that shit
Fuck Joanne
By Yangzai (下班后的阳仔) after work
Hell yeah!
Oh wait. This is another JKR toesucker with an even longer post about mostly strawmen arguments. First one is pretending that a big issue is that Doubledoor wasn't explicitly gay in the books
Nobody has complained about that since 2018. That not why JKKKR is hated
These sycophants are like evolution-denying young earth creationists, they can't refute the actual arguments against their position so they make up easily refuted fake arguments nobody is talking about
Pathetic and embarrassing
i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence
Chat. This isn't satire. This person means this with all their genitals and likely other organs. The post goes on and on.
I've seen some delusional takes on this webbed site, but I think this one wins.
(The charitable causes being... funding anti trans legislation?)
big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave
not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys
okay so my linguistic background is absolutely diabolical and i need to lay it out chronologically for you
grew up speaking Russian at home with everyone except my father
why not my father? oh, because him and i spoke LATIN. he sat me down for intensive lessons and then we just… kept going. pretty sure he just wanted a secret language we could use in public???
meanwhile, the country we lived in was mostly French-speaking. so that’s the language of the grocery store, the playground, the government forms etc
then i went to high school in a predominantly German-speaking area of another country, so German (which I never got the hang of) for weekend trips
oh and the high school was English-speaking. so classes in English. also i was taking Chinese as a subject because why not add a tonal language to the mix
now i’m in university. in an English-speaking country
so my internal monologue is basically four languages in a trenchcoat trying to pass as a normal person, and none of them feel like a default home language except maybe Latin???
which is a DEAD LANGUAGE!!!!
I don't rly understand the whole 6 7 thing but I must say I'm glad to know they're still releasing new funny numbers. 420 and 69 had been shouldering a lot of weight for a long time.
basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg
please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me
but what if i.....
I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP
I JUST REALIZED I HAVE AN ENTIRE TUBE OF PRINGLES OH MY GOD YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
something just happened to half of it