BitterBastard

ADHD/BPD

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The first time she farts... and you believed girls didn’t “toot”

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And they say money can’t buy happiness... 🙄

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issues*

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ADHD: **Creating the chaos!**

Me: I function in high chaos, bro

ADHD: You call this functional?

Me:

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Me waving bye to my coworkers after I rage quit for the 2nd time this week

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“I said, don’t let my food touch!” -Taurus 😤

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Me before work vs after

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TIL we have 4,143 comets in our solar system.

Me: With that many comets we have a pretty decent chance of catastrophic collision, right??!!

My friends:

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When I lose my lighter

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Happy 420 🌱🔥

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My friends know better than to send me with their real Tupperware 😅

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Them: Rico! Teach me how to grow weed!

Me: Sure, I can do that.

Them: Okay!! Text me a list of everything I’m gonna need.

Me: 🤔... 🤨

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My stomach trying to digest the iced coffee & adderall I had for breakfast

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I’ll respect you from the jump.

But that trust... nah you gotta earn that.

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Adulthood...

Me: That’s a big no thanks from me

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“What inspires you to get outta bed everyday?”

Me: Weed mostly