Riddikulus Gossip

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Is it true that Rod's real name is Todd but he changed it because kids were bullying him?

How truly devastating for him, hard to be intimidated by a man named Todd. No wonder he changed it.

@rodolphusxlestrange

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Who are your favorite people?

I don't play favorites, doll, everyone knows that. The name on the end of my quill tip is my favorite.

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Has anyone seen Pen since Greyback took them home?

Pen is more than capable of handling their own.... affairs. I'm not sure who we should be more worried about.

@penkneeling @wolfruled

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I think Snape is a vampire

Certainly would explain the strange choice of haircut.

@s-sn4ps

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Did you hear, Regulus Black is alive.

Yes, I did hear that. Quite the twist, isn't it? Does make one wonder what other interesting little tid bits there may be, doesn't it?

@pxint-it-blxck

[riddikulus-gossip]

Fave couples?

Such small priorities you all have - why should I care about who sleeps in who's bed? I suppose if I had to pick, I might say Ivy and Alecto, or maybe Andromeda and Ted. Perhaps even Ludo and their reflection.

@dromedaxtonks @pciscnparkinscn @ofxalectox @ludcvicb

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Do you think Alecto's a natural redhead?

I think I'm the wrong person to ask - Ivy? Care to weigh in, dear? Although I will say, she certainly does act like one.

@pciscnparkinscn @ofxalectox

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I heard Ludo has a small ween

How.... interesting. Of course, I plead the fifth, but I'm sure you can find plenty of other people to corroborate.

@ludcvicb

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Who do you wish got involved in more drama?

Darling, everyone. A good dose of drama keeps you young, you know. It's all the endorphins or whatever... but I will say that Selma, Dahlia and Pen are annoyingly boring.

@penkneeling @dahliaxgreengrass @corvusalas

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Do you reckon Tilden and Daisy will ever realize they like each other? It's totally obvious to everyone, besides the two of them, apparently.

Perhaps the girl should take her nose out of her books and notice what's right in front of her. Can't he brew a potion for that, or something?

@tiltoots @xdaisyhookumx

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Frank and Alice always look awfully close whenever I see them. Certainly looks a lot more than a co-worker friendship.

Oooh, that would just be so cute wouldn't it? Nothing like ushering in an era of peace to blossom a little romance. Although, I tend to abide by the 'don't shit where you eat' rule (so totally awkward having to detail to HR, you know?), but I'm sure it works out for some people.

@aliceinaurorland @frank-auguste

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Do Remus and Sirius seem a bit closer than just friends to anyone else?

Loyal as a dog, those two. They're doing the rest of us a favor, if you ask me. Just hope they're okay with the eternal third wheel they have in Pettigrew.

@wxrmtxil @siriusorionn @wolfinsheepsclothes

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Peter has always been a little bit off and a scaredy cat but I saw him being chased by a literal cat the other day.

The scaredy cat got chased by a.... scaredy cat? I don't even know what to say - although I can't say I'm particularly surprised. I mean, have you seen him? The war's over and he still shakes waiting in line for a coffee. Did anyone tell him the bite they mention in the espresso isn't literal? You'd have thought the other three would have rubbed off on him at least a little by now, considering.

@wxrmtxil

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Any speculation on who little Pansy Parkinson's father might be? I've got a sneaking suspicion it might be Snape... He and Ivy had quite the fling, and did you see the nose on that poor baby? Resemblance is uncanny!

To be completely honest, I hadn't given a single thought to the mini Parkinson - but this is juicy! Can you imagine Professor Snape as a father? Poor Ivy - he doesn't seem to even like to mark papers, let alone change a diaper. I think our resident dungeon crawler has some questions to answer to, because it certainly isn't Alecto's.

@s-sn4ps @pciscnparkinscn

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Calling all witches, warlocks, and snitches. And no, I'm not talking about the golden kind. Got a secret you've been dying to spill? Worried it's not your place to tell? Let me. Need some advice on a touchy little problem? I'm all ears. Guilty conscience eating you alive at night? Put your mind at ease.

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Submissions are open via owl or wiznet, so put your galleons where your mouth is and let your quill do the talking! All the boring little details below so read quick, darlings, and we can get to chatting.

It'll be our little secret.

Hey everyone! Submissions are now open for the gossip blog, but as always please keep in mind:

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