riddle-man

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[riddle-spam]

@riddle-man

[fyeahspyroandcrash]

[factbot]

The itch from a mosquito bite can be soothed by cutting open a grub and rubbing it on the private parts

[gaywill]

i should be allowed to kill people based on how they talk about lesbians

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

I did a line of dewdrops this morning

[teathattast]

when the wife is away i get to watch jerma 😈

[factbot]

Jesus once fought a quail and lost

[outofcontextdiscord]

[targetedknowledge]

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[violentoffender]

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[honted]

can i borrow 1 thousing dollers

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

a convo in the replies of a post where one of them is hidden because i blocked them and the other one makes a comment that i cant possibly understand due to how out of context it is is funny to me every single time

[valleydean]

The show's been off for 6 years and the cw is barely a network anymore. The WB is about to be absorbed. This social media manager is just destiel posting for the love of the game at this point

[contemptible-scoundrel]

how it feels to hang out with the bloodpervert homie

[smoothjazzdigit]

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

[juliathefacesofevil]

we're just normal men

[oddjoblin]

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

[karnalesbian]

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

[defilerwyrm]

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king