riddle-man

primary blog

[riddle-spam]

@riddle-man

[segamascott]

thanks for reminding everyone why you lost 🙌

[segamascott]

liberals when it's time to get votes: "we have to fight fascism"

liberals when it's time to fight fascism: "we are deeply saddened by the loss of such a wonderful person"

[glubby]

i have this stuffed coyote i really like but my cat claimed it as his sex toy like he just fucks it all the time and i’ve given up taking it from him

[glubby]

[muffinmoonn]

guess we're doing hannibal 4komas now

[herrbutch]

beanie baby divorce court top image of all time

they’ve got at least 7 zebras… incredible.

[minna-nakayoku]

i too hungry the. icecream

[minna-nakayoku]

[minna-nakayoku]

HAHSTAG MUTT HASHTAG DUMB MUTT ?

[bisexualityjunkie]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[greelin]

if they want to put me back on prozac they’ll have to catch me first

[greelin]

and they won’t be able to. because i will be in the vents. or the ceiling. or perhaps even the walls

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[pusheen]

[pusheen]

[pusheen]

[cryptotheism]

Kill Your Dad Gaming

[amygdalae]

AITA for only staying with my dark elf partner for easy access to free poisonberries

[2colde]

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

[fircyrk-na-kolkach]

positive affirmations

dan and phil are dan and phil

dan and phil are gay

you are gay

you will get through this podcast

it's a monday

you are hard

twitter isn't real

twitter can't hurt you

there is not a man in the room (besides your partner)

dan and phil are not in the corner of your room

dan and phil are not under your bed

you're a strong confident person and [ad placement]