The Brain Worms Are Strong With This One

Stuff and Things

[ziegenkind094]

might I interest you in an enemies to lovers couple that commits crimes together? then maybe give ‘all of us villains’ and ‘all of our demise’ a chance . alistair and gavin are worth it 🙇‍♀️

[riddlemethis64]

Rereading parts of All of Our Demise and finding the news heading that says Hendry is 17, which means Alistar is 16 and that HURTS MY FEELINGS SO MUCH MORE AND I DONT KNOW WHY

[maxxiimdiscord]

i cant stand these two - now give me 3 more books about them

[maxxiimdiscord]

Alistair Lowe.. puts him in a paper bag and shakes him

[sedlex]

[strawberrybrainrot]

THIS IS SENDING ME

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

Davos: okay lad here’s the plan: you go find her, you remind her that she loves you (remember to take off your shirt before you see her), and you bring me back at least a dozen grandkids.

Gendry:

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Riza: I completely stand by what I said when I was drunk.

Roy: You were yelling at me about how we don’t deserve dogs.

Riza: Listen. We live in a cruel, disgusting world that is dark and angry. Have you seen a dog, Colonel? They are soft, fluffy and pure.

Roy: …Lieutenant, are you crying?

Riza: They are entirely too pure for this ugly world. We must protect them.

[sa2sugu]

弱肉強食: Survival of the Fittest!!!!!

[kinschi]

Imagine: Riza Hawkeye as Captain Marvel

Y E S

Also happy international women’s day!!

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Roy: I want to tell a joke but I only remember the punchline.

Riza: Well, what is it?

Roy: Tooth hurty

Riza: When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Roy: You complete me.

[im-idle]

Aesthetic: Riza tripping Roy

[justroyaiheadcanons]

Riza received many gifts at their wedding, but the one she found most valuable was a water gun from Winry. Submitted by: anonymous

[mikadziel]

Belated Happy Royai Valentine  ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

[houkuaichuii]

Roy: And this is my ex-girlfriend, Riza Hawkeye.

Riza: Stop introducing me like that; hello, I’m his wife.

[california-raccoon]

Ladies if he:

• cares about you deeply • looks like your man • tells you to stay close in dangerous situations

Point that gun to his head cause he’s not your man. He’s the homunculus Envy.

[lightningstrikes-art]

Self-indulgent cowboy au. Looks taken from Magnificent Seven.