♡ eddie my love ♡

💚 his favorite little enigma 💚 green suit sharp and questions sly, a twisted grin, a clever eye. he’s up to no good, beyond dispute, so why’s the riddler kinda cute??? 🥰♡

[riddlers-bimbo]

hey~ 💚

i'm angel. i just wanna look pretty, giggle, and sit on his lap while he does all that brainy stuff 🤷‍♀️💚

you can call me whatever you want, but he calls me his. his girl, his doll, his distraction, his favorite little enigma.

i’m not here to solve puzzles— i'm here to be one. so don’t ask me anything too hard, okay?

be nice. flirt if you want.

but don’t forget— i’m not your bimbo.

i’m his 💖

♡ RP BLOG ♡ NSFW ♡ SHE/HER ♡

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🌸 About the Muse 🌸

💚 Name/Nickname: Goes by Angel, Riddler’s Bimbo, Bimz, Eddie’s Girl, or whatever pet name you dream up.

💚 Affiliation: Gotham’s chaotic cutie — loyal to The Riddler and his puzzles (and his plans… if she remembers them).

💚 Vibes: Think pink heels, bubblegum brains, and dangerous devotion. She’s smarter than she lets on... or maybe just lucky.

💚 Personality: Flirty, playful, distractible. She’s a wild card wrapped in glitter with a wicked sense of humor and a low-key obsession with puzzles (especially if Ed made them).

💌 Interaction Rules 💌

✨ Open to:

Ask memes / inbox starters

Threads (light, dark, crack, NSFW*)

Crossovers (open to all fandoms!)

Random interactions & DMs

💬 How to Interact 💬

✔️ Send an ask / meme

✔️ Tag me in a post or starter

✔️ Random interactions always welcome

[polish-lolita]

[edwardsfavoriteriddle]

Daily Riddler day 41: Headcannon

Edward calls you babe, my love, darling, and my angel

[riddlers-bimbo]

of course he does cause that's my name????? i'm confuseddd?? but eddie likes that.. he says.. idk

[reyhanblog-deactivated20231002]

[bratschool]

[supergirlincestblog]

girlypop!!!!! you were in gotham and i totally missed it??? 😭😭 week = ruineddd. this is so NOT a slaayyy!!! 😭 you in for a game sesh soon?????? 🩷💚

I... was? When was this? I'm so sorry! I had... other things to think about? Big things. Big personal area things. I've been jumping about the timestream a lot recently to avoid Gotham... Supergirl's not okay... I'M FINE THOUGH; PLEASE SPEND TIME WITH ME AND DON'T LEAVE ME EVER! My blonde bestie Steph messaged me, but she disappeared... A lot of my friends keep disappearing lately... Maybe they hate me? Anyway, was I sighted with Batgirl? Did I have fire wings or was I wearing a headband? What colour was my miniskirt? Was I wearing clothes?! Did you see me streaking across the sky like a blue bolt of lightning or was I like actually fighting someone or dating someone or... (Supergirl blushes) something else? I fought Ivy for a while but that... didn't go as planned. Telekinesis is hard.

I'm up for a game session right now! I'm... a bit tied up in my room right now, let me fill my head with gaming knowledge and I'll be right back! My body is ready! Nothing with auto-cheat!

[riddlers-bimbo]

so many questionssss!!! i'm scaredd!! 😭😭 all i know is you were slayingggg! i think i saw you in the sky but i wasn't suuuuure!! and um… i would’ve noticed if you weren’t wearing clothes btw 🙄💄 i have eyes!!! i think!!! unless i was too busy thinking about eddie which… happens 💚👀 also don’t say that weird stuff 🥺 nobody hates you, you’re literally the prettiest, coolest alien girl EVER 💖 if anything they’re just intimidated because you could laser them AND out-slay them at the same time 💋 but yeah i’m SO down for a game sesh 🩷 i’ll even let you pick the game because i’m nice like that (and also i get distracted easily, adhd 😭) also i'm a bad loser!! eddie always let's me win on purpose 😭 i always wanted to play it takes two but eddie refuses to play with me, stupiiid!

[noodles-07]

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website

[future-crab]

Sometimes I get the "I can fix him" urge for a fictional character but like not in a sexy way. I can fix him with the power of friendship. I look at him the way a 12 yr old horse girl looks at an abused stallion that has injured its last 3 riders but she knows that it will sense her good vibes and she'll be the first person to show it kindness. That man is a skittish horse to me.

[default-cube]

reblog to tell prev she's a good girl

[unpretty]

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

[unpretty]

happy ten year anniversary to the dick wizard

[finniestoncrane]

requested by: @riddlersbimbo characters: dano!riddler x fem!reader library services: ficlet a/n: omg my sweet bimbowie!! i am so into being kept as a little pet for this beloved freak, losing my mind and only living to serve?? yesssss please cw: yandere themes, kidnapping, psychological coercion, held against will, petnames word count: 500 request a book • event post • tag: finnie3.5k • event masterlist • ko-fi minors DNI!! 🔞

Edward had put you in his room, or what was your room now, you supposed, since he slept on his sofa. It was a ploy to make you feel safer, to make you feel like you had somewhere of your own, a safe space. And you'd soon stopped caring about the fact that he held the key that locked you inside of it. Or had you forgotten about that? Willingly ignorant to the fact you weren't there of your own choice? But if he left the doors unlocked, you wouldn't have gone anywhere. You were happy to be kept there if it meant you were with him.

The long stretches of time where he conditioned you, broke you down with acts of love, as intense as they were subtly threatening, had done their job. You were devoted, blind to his flaws, completely enamoured. Sure, deep down there was a part of you that maintained the good behaviour he had come to expect, but only to keep you alive. On a surface level, the only part your confused and love-addled mind bothered to access these days, was his.

As you daydreamed about him, his intelligence, the control he held over his followers, the almost charismatic and cult-like hold he seemed to gain so easily in a place like Gotham, you heard the key unlock the door. Before he could open it, you were up and giggling, excited to see him, almost choking yourself as you stepped further than your chain would allow.

He cared for you so well, keeping you safe. You couldn't imagine the trouble you might get into on the streets of the city if he wasn't making sure you remained there under his protection. That's what he told you, as he stroked your hair until you fell asleep.

"My sweet, sweet angel, how are you this evening?"

His voice was soft, lilting, so different to the one he used on his streams, on the messages he recorded.

"My precious, pretty little thing. Sit down before you hurt yourself. I can't have that. It's my job to keep you safe, remember?"

You did remember. That was maybe the only thing you did remember. You could barely even remember your own name, but you were sure that if you could only be certain about one thing, it was that Edward would protect you. And as though he could read your thoughts and wanted to praise you for being so positive, so submissive, he took your chin in his gloved hand, a streak of blood left on your skin, not his and not yours, and tilted your gaze to his own.

"You are my miracle. A friend when I needed one the most. My shining light in this horrible darkness. Do you want to know what I did this evening?"

There was no other choice but to nod enthusiastically. He always skipped over the gory details. Edward would never want you to be upset.

[pinkskyy11-deactivated20250906]

he’s so handsome i wish i could kiss his face all day

[kissthebunni]

[toofacedd]

♡

[deinangel]

my melody handbag

[tiwo444]

ⓘ This user's soul has pink lip gloss on

[pinkprincess]

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