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There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees

takanoboo

Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies

I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute

manicpixieshitpost

i saw one and nearly shat myself thinking it was a fairy

thelovejournals

Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love?

Orhan Pamuk, My Name is Red (via wordsnquotes)

wizardhyeong

custa & bo

@mekanuke

officialunitedstates

new rule. if you’re going to reblog my post and add a comment you will now be charged accordingly

cannibal-felix-deactivated20160

i do not accept the chrages

officialunitedstates

Letter charge (22): $2.20 Word charge (6): $6.00 Sentences (1): $3.00 Typos (1): $1.50 Tax (7.5%): $0.95 Total: $13.65

raptorific

action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t kill anybody, and stops responding to the client’s calls, knowing that they can’t sue him for breach of contract without confessing to trying to hire a hitman. problem is now a lot of people who are comfortable with the concept of paying someone to kill someone else are mad at him

orestian-deactivated20180120

none of his former clients know his real identity, due to him using a fresh fake for each con, so he decides that his only hope of making it out of this mess unscathed is to land the inevitable contract for his own assassination and fake his own death. thus begins his deadly race against the clock and against other actual bounty hunters, former clients, and a smoldering ex lover, whom he must betray, persuade or kill. darknet: the catfish bounty

fandomsonceandforever

Someone make a movie please.

raptorific

Just send me 25% of the funding up front and the rest when I deliver the completed movie. I’ve got a kickstarter and

spankyhole

They were sniped halfway through that sentence

whoistobio

Gaara the lip-sync assassin

People wanted to see Gaara on Drag Race so here she is in all her glory

( part 1 | part 2 )

whoistobio

It was a double elimination

Has anyone drawn this yet? If someone has, I haven’t seen it at least and I thought it had to be done

Based on this post by @franruto

( Part 2 | Part 3 )

bubblemilkbee-art

Keith has the prettiest sparkly pokemon

petition to call the doggo Sparky

the kogane family isn’t the best at names it works

marsixm

me: *holds up a strip of paper that says TWIN PEAKS* me: *folds the paper together until it just says TWINKS* [x files music plays]

paranetics

Please fucking bring back vine I’m so sick of reading these posts because I swear I can see them.

caezar23

to the new arc with a serious face

thelovejournals

Being in love is a very strange thing. Your thoughts constantly drift towards this other person, no matter what you’re doing. You could be reaching for a glass in the cupboard or brushing your teeth or listening to someone tell a story, and your mind will just start drifting towards their face, their hair, the way they smell, wondering what they’ll wear, and what they’ll say the next time they see you. And on top of the constant dream state you’re in, your stomach feels like it’s connected to a bungee cord, and it bounces and bounces around for hours until it finally lodges itself next to your heart.

Pittacus Lore, The Power of Six (via wordsnquotes)

memehumor

ydotome

Sekaiichi Hatsukoi Couples - Happy Valentine’s Day

scaliepost-generator

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

targuzzler-deactivated20180224

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

sonnyelim

miss-cigarettes

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shinyaqua

So after some of the hype cooled down bc AMAZING episode there’s still something that bugged me a freaking lot.

Yuri’s behavior anyone??????? Okay I get he is 15 and his new friend Otabek Altin says he recognized in his eyes his resolve, so we get he’s a spirited kid that was just born to fight to get the things he wants. Then again he was super aggressive towards Victor in the scene they shared, but something else happened toooooooo!!! Victor was also aggressive there.

Okay what I’m trying to explain here bc one-sided!YuYuu shipper here lol is that Yuri was challenging Victor and his relationship with Yuuri because he likes, likes Yuuri. I KNOW IT’S CRAZY BUT HEAR ME OUT.

First we have this.

Yuri is clearly bitter about the situation involving Victor and Yuuri. And here I was like… yeah he’s bitter because he also wanted to get Victor’s attention.

Victor asks him this then. And I was like Yeah Yuri wanted to win against this man bc hello? Russia’s hero???? Yuri of course denies it and is like ‘Don’t be so full of yourself’. We can only presume what the hell is this kid actually thinking bc he’s all serious telling Victor ‘Don’t be so full of yourself’. If Yuri admires him (I think he does) I don’t think he’d admit that anytime soon–

NEXT HOWEVER IS THE IMPORTANT PART. THIS HAPPENS.

Victor loses his composure towards Yuri for the first time. Yuri expresses his discontent towards Victor’s presence and the reasons right now can only be interpreted oñhfioehaoigg (we so need another Yurio’s POV).

HOWEVER THINGS ESCALATE QUICKLY FROM THERE ON.

Yuri tells Victor the ring, the symbol of his union (engagement cough) with Yuuri is garbage, practically that it is worthless and he couldn’t give a shit about it, that he will WIN just to prove how incompetent Victor (the owner) is. AND THE WAY HIS EYES FLICKER WITH EMOTION AND RESOLVE AS HE SAYS THIS, SO MUCH FIGHTING SPIRIT THERE.

!!!!!

If Yuri wins, then there’s no wedding cos no gold medal for Yuuri. If he wins, he is gonna show Yuuri and everyone how incompetent Victor is. AND THE WAY VICTOR LOOKS AT THIS CHALLENGE AS HE STARES DOWN AT YURI.

SO MANY THINGS HAPPENING HERE.

Then Yuri leaves and Victor reflects on a bit of what happened there. He says that if he had stayed in Russia as a competitor, Yuri wouldn’t be this motivated to fight. Here we can only guess what he’s talking about. BUT THE IMPORTANT PART IS THIS ONE: Yuuri you may not realize this

I THINK HE IS TALKING ABOUT YURI. YURI ALSO GOT THE WORDS ‘LIFE’ AND ‘LOVE’ FROM YUURI.

Yuri was openly aggressive towards Victor. He could have gone to bother Yuuri and tell him he should be focusing on trying to win instead of doing stupid shit or anything rude like that BUT as we saw in the past chapter, Yuri is in good terms with Yuuri. HE WENT TO LOOK FOR HIM AND CHEER HIM UP AFTER REMEMBERING SOMETHING YUURI WANTED TO DO WITH VICTOR AND GAVE HIM HIS PRECIOUS PIROZHKI WITH KATSUDON INSIDE AND HE ALSO KNEW HIS BDAY WAS CLOSE AND EVEN WAS FEELING FRUSTRATED WHEN YUURI WAS FAILING AT HIS FREE PROGRAM.

Instead of going to find Yuuri and make his war declaration, he went to Victor and was the bitter 15 y.o. version of the person he is right now and I think it’s because he likes Yuuri ;;;;;;

But I can only guess I just needed to vent out bc this scene really bugs me a lot and I know things can be missed in translation BUT I NEED TO KNOW RIGHT NOW WHAT THE HELL and yeah– bye–

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