Sheriff of Piltover

The Sheriff, CaitlynIndy Blog

[riflesandcupcakes]

Hello people!  If anyone is interested, looking to get this bugger blog back up and going.  Kinda spaced a lot of my blogs lately and I suffer for it.

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~Legacies Season One Episode Six Quotes~

“I can’t exactly tell them what you’re really involved in.”

“No, no. I am nowhere near cracking this case.”

“__, if you could just put the crossbow down my freakout level is about 11 right now.”

“I was sort of just yanked awake and then I was just here.”

“Okay, but no one sees her. Especially not today.”

“Obviously nothing’s going to come out of it. I may never see __ again.”

“You do not need a counselor, __. You need a friend.”

“Perks of being an alpha. A bunch of people you get to boss around.”

“You’ve known __ for two minutes and you know what’s good for __?”

“Who cares what Lizzie Saltzman thinks?”

“Hey, I didn’t see you at breakfast.”

“So you getting the consolation prize is perfect.”

“Oh, look it’s satan in a crop top.”

“Retro! Princess Di before she got style, I dig it!”

“I put a basic boundary spell to keep her in.”

“You look a little seasoned.”

“It’s not an act, __. It’s Mystic Falls. I’m not exactly the first person to be brought back from the dead.”

“She couldn’t compel a pilot and hop on a private jet?!”

“Holy crap! You’re bio mom!”

“This is impossible! I wasn’t even showing at our wedding.”

“She’s overseas doing very important recruiting work.”

“You probably should’ve thought twice before asking to be her date.”

“I will keep werewolf prince charming away from the party long enough for you to shoot your one final, inevitably failed, shot.”

“I walked up to him at a college party. He was the only guy over 20.”

“This walk down weird old people memory lane is fun and all, but we have a party to get ready for.”

“You’re officially a gigolo.”

“You’ll be free in an hour, plenty of time to practice that waltz!”

“Blunt force hasn’t gotten them what they wanted so they moved on to psychological warfare.”

“I just think that she’s more fairy godmother than zombie.”

“Sure, do you know anyone who’s heart isn’t made of stone?”

“So when are you going to take care of you?”

“Well last year there was this girl but she dumped me.”

“But anybody who spent five minutes with you would know how special you are.”

“So you can slay a dragon but you can’t get us out of here?”

“A crew isn’t the same. Family is always and forever.”

“Sorry no time for bitchy banter.”

“Hero 101, __. You don’t give the bad guys what they want, especially when we don’t know what it does.”

“Well, listen harder. Pretend you’re on a beach or something!”

“Do they know what happens when they 22?”

“You’re right. This world needs the selfless and selfish to keep spinning.”

“Your pathetic attempt at humor does nothing to mask your fear!”

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neekothecuriouschameleonworld‌:

   Neeko gasp.

“You are Piltover sheriff?! Neeko is happy to meet you! are you the chief of the big big city?!” Neeko think that sheriff is an another meaning for chief of the village/city. or like a second type of chief.

“Neeko is really impress! we didn’t expect to meet Piltover chief!”

And thus a bit of a smile came to the sheriff.  Seems that Neeko knew a little something at least.  That was good.  “You can say that, yes.  I’m the big boss of the city in charge of watching over the city and protecting the citizens.”  Considering her power…

“I don’t suppose Neeko has been to the city before?  It’s far different than a forest like this to say the least.”  But wait. Someone else she had met before.  “If you don’t mind me asking, who have you met?”

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“Neeko didn’t come in Piltover city! But neeko did come to a city one day… Neeko don’t remember where.”

“Neeko don’t mind! Neeko saw you and two days before i think we saw another Piltover with beautiful pink hair! she looked like the chief of warrior!”

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“Another with pink hair?  Oh great..” a soft sigh left caitlyn as Neeko mentioned the person she could only think of as Vi.  Not good for anyone, but why was she out here.  That thought was concerning.

“Do you know why she was roaming around out here?  Surely not on a wild goose chase” better ask to make sure, because it would take work to get that information out of her partner.

[eternalmemes]

► nsync ‘no strings attached’ album lyric starters! ( pt 1 )

bye bye bye

❛  you’re probably gonna start a fight ❜  ❛  i don’t want to be a fool for you ❜  ❛   i just wanna tell you that i’ve had enough ❜  ❛  life would be much better once you’re gone  ❜  ❛  i know that i can’t take it anymore ❜  ❛  i’m just another player in your game ❜ 

it’s gonna be me ❛ every little thing i do never seems enough  ❜ ❛  you don’t want to lose it again ❜ ❛ there’s no time to waste ❜ ❛  you’re just too blind to see ❜ ❛ it’s gonna be me  ❜ space cowboy ❛ i just want to be heard ❜ ❛  is this the beginning, or the beginning of the end?  ❜ ❛ i’ve got my eyes on the skies ❜ ❛  we don’t need all these prophesies! ❜ ❛  cause paranoia ain’t the way to live your life from day to day ❜ ❛  you can either be scared or get prepared ❜ just got paid ❛ thank god that it’s friday night ❜ ❛ and you’ll notice my smile is like kool - aid❜ ❛ i know you probably thought that you had me ❜ ❛  but when i get up to the mic i’m unstoppable ❜         

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☆ﾟSentences → Arctic Monkeys

❝ You send a shiver down my spine. ❞

 ❝ Don’t act like it’s not happening! ❞

❝ Oh, I’m in trouble again, aren’t I? ❞

❝ Yeah, I’m sorry I was late. ❞

❝ I wonder what went wrong. ❞

❝ Well, fancy seeing you in here. ❞

❝ So, what do you know? ❞

❝ I bet that you look good on the dance floor. ❞

❝ I want to see all of the things that we’ve already seen. ❞

❝ Well, they won’t catch me and you. ❞

❝ You’re acting like a silly little boy. ❞

❝ I know you’re certain we’ll fail. ❞

❝ I was looking but can’t find it anywhere. ❞

❝ Are they there at all, or is it just paranoia? ❞

❝ Quick, let’s leave, before the lights come on. ❞

❝ I’m gonna stay right here by your side. ❞

[horrificmemes]

Terrible First Meeting Starters

For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!

“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”

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"I've heard you like cupcakes. I love cinnamon rolls. Maybe w-we should hang out sometime?"

“Cinnamon rolls are quite delicious, so I can understand how you enjoy them. It is a bit of a past time to bake once in awhile to relax and to give my officers a treat.  But sure, why not?”

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hushedsunflower‌:

Eyes open as she’s patted on the back and she hiccups, followed by a slight giggle. The sheriff cheered her up and suddenly the troubles melted away like a flame seeping away. “Progress! P-progress would be amazing…what can I do?” Full of hope, she wonders what message she could get across to the citizens of Piltover.

“Hmm.  That one will be up to you.  This is your life, is it not?  See how you can help this city further.  That’s all the advice I can give you as I refuse to dictate your life.  I’m certain you can find something,” she would speak her beliefs on that matter.  As strict as she could be to her team, she wouldn’t control another.  She would guide her, but that would be about it.

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"I've heard you like cupcakes. I love cinnamon rolls. Maybe w-we should hang out sometime?"

“Cinnamon rolls are quite delicious, so I can understand how you enjoy them. It is a bit of a past time to bake once in awhile to relax and to give my officers a treat.  But sure, why not?”

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hushedsunflower‌:

“It smells lovely, Caitlyn. Thank you so much.” Reaching for the teacup, she didn’t realise how much her hands were shaking. Even the cup itself rattled with a ferocity that even she could not hide. Taking a long sip, she let out a breath that had been following her for a while. 

“You…would go so far for someone like me…it’s almost unfathomable…” she mumbles, tears gathering in her eyes as she looks up at the sheriff, heart clenching painfully. Overcome by emotion she suddenly stands up and hugs her tightly, sobbing quietly. “….”

Finally…

Someone who understood…her pain.

“It’s something that anyone should do on a moment’s notice.  Someone in need of assistance should never be afraid to ask, and someone close by should be willing to accept that help,” She spoke as she found an arm wrapping around the other.  It seemed like she just needed a proper friend to help.  If she’s been through hell at home, then this was very much understandable.

“Now, cheer up.  Piltover is the city of Progress, you know?  It’s time for you to begin progressing forward, Hinata.  I want to see how prosperous you can be here.”

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"I've heard you like cupcakes. I love cinnamon rolls. Maybe w-we should hang out sometime?"

“Cinnamon rolls are quite delicious, so I can understand how you enjoy them. It is a bit of a past time to bake once in awhile to relax and to give my officers a treat.  But sure, why not?”

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hushedsunflower‌:

“…Caitlyn…”

As she trailed behind the sheriff, she couldn’t help but thank her silently for not intruding upon her personal feelings. Other people would just pry and pry and pry, as if she was a box they had to wedge open forcefully, and she would only intrude inside herself even more. But Caitlyn was…she was so different. “…your place is lovely…so homey and sweet, I love it.” She gave a rare smile and touched the walls as she walked past them, feeling the roughness of the paint under her fingers. 

“This place is nothing compared to my family’s home, but I prefer to be a little closer to my second home,” which she meant her station.  “For now, make yourself at home.  I’ll prepare us some tea,” Caitlyn spoke as she would remove her hat and set it up on a hanger.  Just as she said, she moved on into the kitchen to prepare the tea as promised.

“Getting involved in family business probably isn’t the best thing right now, but..” she muttered to herself as she roped around ideas on how to handle this one.  Once things were prepped up properly, she made her way back out with a tray of treats.  “Sorry for the wait.”

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"I've heard you like cupcakes. I love cinnamon rolls. Maybe w-we should hang out sometime?"

“Cinnamon rolls are quite delicious, so I can understand how you enjoy them. It is a bit of a past time to bake once in awhile to relax and to give my officers a treat.  But sure, why not?”

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hushedsunflower‌:

“It’s…” A thick swallow follows the brunette’s words, and she tries to smile. “A long story. P-perhaps we could bond over it with cupcakes and tea?” The bitterness of a smile follows and she tries to hide her sadness, but to no avail. Tugging on her own sleeve self-consciousness, she nods quietly. “L-let’s go to your home, Caitlyn. The night harbors nasty terrors.”

“Alright then...” it was far from over.  The sheriff knew something was amiss here as the young woman before her showed all sorts of signs.  Abuse?  It had to be a form of it.  What kind was a story she couldn’t read just yet.  More investigating was necessary.  “Let’s start going, then.  You don’t have to worry about talking to me about it if you are uncomfortable or if it bears strong memories.” Which she would begin to lead the other to her place of stay which would be a simple, small home close by her station. 

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"I've heard you like cupcakes. I love cinnamon rolls. Maybe w-we should hang out sometime?"

“Cinnamon rolls are quite delicious, so I can understand how you enjoy them. It is a bit of a past time to bake once in awhile to relax and to give my officers a treat.  But sure, why not?”

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hushedsunflower‌:

“I, um…I have a rather…troubled home life,” she admits with a shaky smile, trying not to buckle under the pressure of her new friend’s concern; although, she was quite appreciative of it. “They don’t need me and don’t want anything to do with me.” It was a whisper, then, and her heart tugged painfully.

“troubled life?”  That was a red flag, and she was a police officer.  First thing was first, though.  She needed safety.  She’d worry about the rest once she was more comfortable.  “That’s a real shame.  I wouldn’t see why.  If they try to give you any problems from here on, talk to me.  I’ll handle the matter.”  Mainly see for herself why a family would turn on one of their own.  Foolishness if she may say.

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neekothecuriouschameleonworld‌:

   Neeko gasp.

“You are Piltover sheriff?! Neeko is happy to meet you! are you the chief of the big big city?!” Neeko think that sheriff is an another meaning for chief of the village/city. or like a second type of chief.

“Neeko is really impress! we didn’t expect to meet Piltover chief!”

And thus a bit of a smile came to the sheriff.  Seems that Neeko knew a little something at least.  That was good.  “You can say that, yes.  I’m the big boss of the city in charge of watching over the city and protecting the citizens.”  Considering her power...

“I don’t suppose Neeko has been to the city before?  It’s far different than a forest like this to say the least.”  But wait. Someone else she had met before.  “If you don’t mind me asking, who have you met?”

[riflesandcupcakes]

"I've heard you like cupcakes. I love cinnamon rolls. Maybe w-we should hang out sometime?"

“Cinnamon rolls are quite delicious, so I can understand how you enjoy them. It is a bit of a past time to bake once in awhile to relax and to give my officers a treat.  But sure, why not?”

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hushedsunflower‌:

“I-I haven’t really been called a nice young woman before,” she admits with a flush as it races across pale cheekbones. “I’m not sure w-what would need to be done! Perhaps something political, but…um, I’m not really versed in politics and heresay…”

“Hmm.  Well, first things first.  You’ll need to have a proper job before anything which means you’ll have to stay with ... probably me, considering you don’t have much else as far as friends go here in this city.  Before long, you’ll earn a plenty of trust.  I’m not too worried about it.  I’d worry more about what you want to do rather than what people may think.”  Though, she was concerned for something.  “What about your current home?  Leaving so easily isn’t exactly... normal.”

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"I've heard you like cupcakes. I love cinnamon rolls. Maybe w-we should hang out sometime?"

“Cinnamon rolls are quite delicious, so I can understand how you enjoy them. It is a bit of a past time to bake once in awhile to relax and to give my officers a treat.  But sure, why not?”

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hushedsunflower‌:

Hinata takes a cupcake and samples it, pausing. “How big is Piltover exactly, Caitlyn? And what would it take to live there? I’d much like a…change of s-scenery.” She tries not to allude to her shitty upbringing, going a little quiet.

“It’s a rather large city.  Not one to take lightly, either.  For what it would take, I would say it wouldn’t take much.  City may not be too kind to strangers right away, but my word will help them relax.  You are a nice young woman, and you aren’t out to harm anyone.  In fact, I believe you could even do some good for the city, Hinata.”  Spoken before finally taking a bite of her cupcake, she would wait a moment before sighing.  “I can make them better.. Oh well.”

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neekothecuriouschameleonworld‌:

Neeko look curious about this new person she met. “Oh! did Neeko let foot print! i wanna see!” She laugh. “Neeko is sorry for you because you won’t be able to take food for you! but Neeko can show new type of food!.. maybe?”

“Can Neeko know your name? and where your from? maybe what kind of food you like too!”

“It’s quite alright.  Even if I don’t get anything out of this, I still enjoy my time out and about in nature,” she would say as she did see the bright side in this.  She would motion for the other to follow her as she wished to point out the tracks.  Once toward the spot in mind, she would show the prints to her.  “My name is Caitlyn, the sheriff of the city of Piltover.  It’s nice to meet you, Neeko.”

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"I've heard you like cupcakes. I love cinnamon rolls. Maybe w-we should hang out sometime?"

“Cinnamon rolls are quite delicious, so I can understand how you enjoy them. It is a bit of a past time to bake once in awhile to relax and to give my officers a treat.  But sure, why not?”

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hushedsunflower‌:

She gives a reassuring nod; mostly to herself. “You’re a fine sheriff, Caitlyn. What kind of enemies do you go after? Any elusive troublemakers?” With this she offers the sheriff a cupcake, beaming. “I’m c-certain that you keep your city safe, safer than most officers!”

“It’s all a team effort.”  She commented as her eyes would look around the citizens that simply went about their day without much care in the world at the moment.  “I do my best work, but it is all still an effort from the community may it be the law’s side or even the civilians.”  With the offer she would take it with a small laugh.  “Why thank you.”

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"I've heard you like cupcakes. I love cinnamon rolls. Maybe w-we should hang out sometime?"

“Cinnamon rolls are quite delicious, so I can understand how you enjoy them. It is a bit of a past time to bake once in awhile to relax and to give my officers a treat.  But sure, why not?”

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hushedsunflower‌:

“O-oh, it’s just that someone hotheaded might…well they might cause bad things to happen…and the cupcakes are very very precious!”

“Oh dear.  No, no.  No one like that is going to interrupt this event here.  Don’t worry so much about it, Hinata.  Even if they did, it’d be the last thing they do.  I am the sheriff, after all.”  Peacekeeping was her legacy, and she wouldn’t slack even if she wasn’t on duty.