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shane is so obsessed with scott hunter because everyone knows autistic people love dinosaurs
how it started vs how it's going
shane crashing out because every time he tells someone he's with ilya they go oh but he's an asshole or they say rozanov? what the fuck are you doing with an asshole like that? or isn't he too busy fucking all of boston? you could do so much better like no one is ever just happy for him and shane's like no you stupid fucking idiots he's the kindest, sweetest most loving guy in the world and if you talk shit about him i will push my hockey stick through your skull until you stop breathing
i think ilya would fuck with s'mores to like an insane degree. i think he's housing an entire bag of marshmallows when they have a bonfire. i think he's experimenting, using reese's instead of regular chocolate, adding strawberries, etc., til he's absolutely covered in melty chocolate and marshmallow goo, chasing shane around trying to lay a big sticky smooch on his cheek. shane eats one (1) marshmallow that he passed over the flame for 0.03 seconds.
olivia rodrigo released her newest song and all i could think abt was irinia and ilya and ilya and shane ngl (š¤§š¤§š¤§)
the plot is plotting but unfortunately so am i. against myself.
I know I said I didn't like most nonhockeyAUs but I make a general exception to any fighter/boxer/wrestling/mma au bc I like to think of Shane beating the shit out of someone
luca when ilya posts the drawing luca did of him and shane for their wedding gift on instagram & people start bringing up an old hollanov artist whoās work looks reaaaaally similar
nijntje hollander says let's get this bread
it's been a long week pass the shunt
"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."
"come again?"
"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."
"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."
a long and judgmental pause. then:
"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"
combining kpop and hollanov yuri as god intended
A lot of people ignore the absolutely radioactive levels of frat boy coming from Shane Hollander because itās inconvenient to their hyper feminized bottom stereotyping
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05-10⨠HBD Shane Hollander!!!
look iām just saying at some point somebody is going to have to get up off their ass and write a āpeter parkerās field trip to stark industriesā type fic about damian wayneās class somehow going on a field trip to the public access parts of the hall of justice while the rest of the batboys happen to be working on a case there. iām not fucking naming names iām just saying at some point SOMEBODY is gonna need to do that.
I really think we as a fandom are overlooking ācanonically has a lesbian sisterā āproud allyā āwife guy to a doctorā āmanaged to befriend clinically anxious Ryan Priceā Wyatt Hayes as a character and a potential close friend for Shane.