[khe1]

the intimacy of sharing a timezone

[guccixcoochie]

So this is what we’ve come to.

[mop-mod]

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

[ricepisspee]

im gonna start a band specifically to start a romance within it that then ruins the band

[teething-possum]

Why

[ricepisspee]

feel like im hot enough to pull it off

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ubercharge]

WHEN UR FRIENDS TELL U THAT U SUCCESSFULLY HELPED CHEER THEM UP

[kiango]

[lesbifuckinghonest]

eat her out and support her dreams

[thebootydiaries]

Employer: so tell me, why do you want this job?

Me: I must survive capitalism

[catchymemes]

[gahdamnpunk]

You can’t make this stuff up 😐

[injuries-in-dust]

Employers, banks and other financial institutions already send detailed information to the IRS. The government knows how much you owe in tax. If they wanted to they could send you a tax bill and a form you could fill in to claim back taxable expenses (like travelling for work purposes.) It’s called Return Free Filing And is used in the majority of countries in the world. The American tax system has been deliberately set up this way so people will engage accountants, tax services, and tax software like TurboTax, because those same companies spent a lot of money lobbying Congress to keep the tax system complicated so they can make more money when you hire their services. They’re basically using the money you’re paying them to make sure congress doesn’t make your taxes easier.

[thecrystalfems]

Surprise surprise all shitty roads lead to capitalism

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[hungwy]

when i was a kid i thought all liquids had to have some quantity of water in it to be a liquid (as in water was necessary for something to flow) and i think that philosophy couldve easily put me in the top 15 greatest ancient greek philosophers

[teenagerposts]

[stoportotouch]

the fact that a cat considers “sit in the same room ignoring each other” to be an acceptable social activity and not an insult is great for me because that’s how i like to socialise

[freddeybenson-deactivated201411]

*police dog is looking for weed*

*dog finds weed*

“you smelt it you dealt it”

*dog goes to jail*

[egberts]

[grumpytrans]

so loving men isn't a curse. loving men isn't "unfortunate". loving men isn't a bad thing. yes, we can joke about how awful men can be, but it gets to a a point where this mentality can really hurt. it can really feed into you hating yourself for something you can't control. loving men is something special. loving yourself is just as beautiful.

[grumpytrans]

another reminder that it's okay to love men. it's okay to be a man. it's okay to love men whilst being a man. loving men isn't sacrilege.