whatever happens, happens

lets get caught in the moment  lovers

[blue---rain]

via weheartit

[vuruncaherseycalisir]

[hallucin8]

be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi

[bahrains]

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

i taught my boss the meaning and usage of “yeet” after i accidentally let it slip in the office and a day later he walks up to my desk and says “i just yeeted you an email” with a completely straight face and i nearly bowled over

[jimxugle]

yote*

The past tense of yeet is yote.

[zaddybonglegs-deactivated202305]

It’s funny cause me and my team are mostly millennials and our boss is like 15 years older than us and just looks completely confused at all times

[magic-of-eternity]

Abandoned Chapel in France. Photograph Quentin Chabrot

[thirst]

x

[memewhore]

[macianafeelings]

[thebaddiebible]

[genterie]

[cheruib]

breaking news: ur actually gonna make it through and everything will turn out just fine

[shetasteslikeh0ney]

[porcelainapparition]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[ourblackisgold-deactivated20191]

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

[sauvamente]

ENERGY

[deux-pour-chagrin-blog]

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

[lilybeth666-blog]

Positive vibes!!!!!

[realtrashwitch]

[bongachong-deactivated20181020]

Gimma ALLAT SHIT

[saraxdoll]

Run it🗣

[beyhq]

[ruanv]

[delta-breezes]