Gentlemen.

Name's jake lalonde -- don't wear it out. ;) I'm a pretty lax guy so you can hmu whenever. *waggles eyebrows in a manner that may or may not be incredibly suggestive*

[egobuzz]

inspired by this post + this parks & rec scene  

[rightdandy]

Someone: You're so dramatic!

Me, with a rose between my lips, throwing glitter around, dressed in evening wear during the day, draping myself across a piano: I have no idea what you're talking about

[gryffon]

ive never wanted to eat a leaf more than i have when watching land before time movies

[sonicbinch]

[becausebirds]

WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE

[wolftyla]

stressed. — lemon balm tea. bloated. — peppermint tea. slow metabolism. — green tea. nauseous. — ginger tea. sleepless nights. — chamomile tea. common cold. — elderflower tea.

[lalalalyndsey]

[asparagays]

[lucifurby]

[holyromanhomo]

[stability]

[gay-zing]

“The Cap-Bucky story is a love story; he can’t let go of his brother.” — Joe Russo [x]

[swagneato]

my least favorite vowel is o

mine is u

[swagneato]

[animalrates]

This is definitely an 11/10

[pleatedjeans]

[notdavidfincher]

fairy godmother knows whats up

[d3ssins]

girl scout: hi how are yo-

me: thin mints

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me: *does literally one thing*

me:

[memoryrecovery]

Save The Date!

[artbyflifff]