[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[skittypilled]

fool me once kill yourself fool me twice kill yourself

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[morbidaughter]

Julia Soboleva (Latvian, born 1990)

[byjove]

it is hilarious to me that cishet men have yet to notice the ‘best friend cockblocking her friend you’re chatting up in a public place’ thing is planned, consensual on the part of the girl you’re uncomfortably hitting on and not a result of the bestie being jealous her friend is getting more male attention. they’re completely oblivious to the hostage eyes and silent nod to someone in the background because they’re too busy telling that poor girl about what a bitch their ex was.

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[velvetun]

what it feels like asking anyone 1+ years younger than me if they wanna hang out

[dogpuppy]

[softstraydog]

not buying the product isn't enough I need the company to know their advertising made me want to kill them with a golf club.

[depsidase]

[cali]

ohhh its ohhhhhh ohhh cuz its oooohh its its oihhh

[devinwolfi]

sorry i can't make it. i have to watch my show that aired twenty years ago

[96crewlove]

just rewatched the 2019 mama run away performance who else thinks txt are thee boy group ever

[only-cat-memes]