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I'm sorry chat but this is true :,(

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STOP PUTTING YOUR OC UNDER “X READER”!!!!! I DONT WANT TO READ YOUR STINKY LOVE STORY, *I* WANT TO BE THE LOVE STORY!!!!
LMAOOO THIS IS SO TRUE
I'm sorry chat but this is true :,(
Holy bazonkas– MY BABY TADAKATSU IS SO GLORIOUS IN THIS FANART
Fellow magatsunote tadakatsu fans were cheering for crumbs
Crack fic idea of mine
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What if Rollo flamme joined batfam?
(HE FITS ALL CATEGORY–)
From :
- harsh past
- obvi trauma
- terrible choices (during glorious masquerade)
- dead relative (his brother)
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Smoll scenes in my head
Bruce : //points to rollo
"This one is mine now"
Rollo who somehow ended up in gotham : "wtf–"
The batkids : Bruce! Not again
So yeah thank you for hearing my absurd ideas so uhh yeah, bye!!
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Chat, another hear me out–
What if i make Twisted wonderland x Yj!Superboy reader fanfic?
Superboy reader was knocked out during battle and woke up inside the coffin with grim try to steal their uniform.
Superboy reader try to survive in world of magic users being the only kryptonian, also first years and Grim (duh) gonna appear a lot since i love them sm.
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[Author's note : I'M ALIVE– exam's week are a pain in the ass 💔 i'm sorry that i went missing :,(((( ]
5- Haunting the Horizon
5. Are Bathhouses a Health Risk?
The Masterlist! | YOKAI FILES | prev. | next
ꕥ Yokai is from Japanese folklore, so what is one doing, wandering around the streets of Korea? Grabbing attention from the other beasts who dwell in their own underworld as well as their hunters? And when the dust settles, who will have the pleasure to have their blessing?
wc: 3.0k
Yokai!Male! Reader x Saja boys + Huntr/x
Extra: i drew myself as MC at the bottom as sketches 🥶🥶
Well.. you guess tuning into the show wouldn’t hurt, you wrote a short note down on the show’s name and released yourself from the crowd. Walking off, your head low as your gaze was tunnel vision onto your traditional clothes.
Walking past the trio of girls you met earlier, you don’t catch onto their conversation and you don’t notice them either.
Mira’s senses go off, and as they’re walking back to the penthouse, she speaks up about her suspicions.
“Hey guys.. Call me paranoid but that guy was so…”
No thoughts behind those silly eyes, i love him
Saja boys x Doppo!Manager Reader moments.
[Notes : Thank you so much for the likes and reblog on the prolouge post!! It motivate me to write more!!! Next part will be posted tomorrow if i'm not too busy...]
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[During the song Soda Pop performance]
Doppo!manager reader : "hey...Hifumi have you wondered...where do you thing those hearts came from–" //Doppo!manager reader got hit by several hearts from Saja Boys
Hifumi : "i dont know– [NAME]-CHI, ARE YOU OKAY!?"
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Doppo!manager reader : "FUCK THIS SHIT!!" //throws Saja boys posters in the air
Doppo!manager reader : "just kidding, i still need this job for my own sake" //them picking up the posters back
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Doppo!manager reader accidently seeing Saja boys eating someone else's soul.
Doppo!manager reader : "WHAT THE FU–"
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Abby : "hey [Name], check this out"
Abby flexing his abs and his button who's holding on for dear life finally gave up and hit Doppo!manager reader square on the head.
Doppo!manager reader : "huh?– BBUAGHH!!"
Abby : "oops...?"
Hifumi : "[Name]-chi!!!"
Hifumi and Mystery quickly carry them to the couch, Jinu went scolding Abby about it while Baby and Romance were laughing at the scene.
Go! Go! Manager!!
Saja Boys x Doppo!Manager Reader
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[Notes : i was sleepy when i wrote this so uhh, i apologise if there's any spelling mistakes]
PROLOUGE
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"Hey uh..[Name], the boss wanted to see you in his office right now"
"Great...i'll be there then.."
Great, what could that naggy old man wants? You just finish pulling an all nighter finishing your coworker's paperwork they gave you because they unfornately have another business to attend, what a bullshit.
You got up from your desk and drag yourself to your boss office, not the first time you've been there yet it still makes you nervous everytime your boss called you.
Once you entered the office you can see your boss the same old man in his 50's with neatly hair probably wearing some gel, he gestured you to sit on the chair in front of him.
"Please sit"
You sat stiffly on the chair. The silence dragged before the boss sighed, looking over some papers.
"We've been reviewing department productivity. Numbers, hours errors.."
You swallowed your saliva preparing yourself for the worst, probably making to pulling you to an all nighter again.
"Frankly your performance hasn't been keeping up with the rest of your team. The mistakes in your works and your work reports are late"
"I-i'm sorry sir some coworkers been giving me their paperwork and i–"
Before you can finish your work he cut your off.
"You're being replaced, we've found someone who's more...'compatible'. this decision is final"
Well fuck...you didnt expect to be fired despite preparing for the worst of all.
"Of course..i'll clean my desk immediately.."
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, what a useless person you are!!is what you can think off. Your mind's a mess right now you glad that you finally out of that hell of a place, however finding another job was a pain to deal with and you can't expect your bestfriend and childhood friend Hifumi to cover for you, you can't be a burden to him!
You've walk out of the building you once working and walks back to your apartment with your stuff inside a cardboard box.
"What should i do now...i need to find another job because of that shitty old man.."
"[Name]-chi, welcome home!!"
Hifumi still at home watching tv while munching on snacks, greeting the ex salaryman.
"What's with the boxes tho [Name]-chi?"
You put your stuff on the table and plop on the couch and sulking next to Hifumi.
"I got fired..and have no idea what to do....i'm so useless"
Hifumi put his hand on your back and comforting you.
"There-there [Name]-chi, you know you can look for another job, its their loss for firing a good worker like you"
Easy for you to say Hifumi, finding a new job this sudden in this economy? Yeah its gonna be hard.
"Easy for you to say it like that Hifumi..."
Suddenly a lightbulb appears on Hifumi's head, probably an idea suddenly came up to his head.
"How about i help you looking for a job? I'm pretty good with people, i'm sure we can find a job that suit ya!"
Hifumi takes your laptop and begin to type something.
"[Name]-chi, how about you change and take a bath first? I deal with this"
You sigh, trust what your bestfriend did and went for a quick shower.
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You've finished taking a shower and see Hifumi still attached to your laptop with a huge smile on his face, probably a good sign you hoped.
"[Name]-chi! I found ya a job!! And they ask to meet up at a cafe nearby tomorrow!!"
You blinked, it can't be that fast right? Finding a job especially on Hifumi god know's what web cannot be that fast, there must be a catch.
"What?.."
"Is that a no?"
"No, no, Hifumi, you think its a good idea?..i mean what if its a scam o-or worst! They might kidnap me and sell me!!"
He pats your back again still with the smile on his face.
"Don't worry [Name]-chi i come with you if you're nervous!"
"Fine...we meet them tomorrow, i hope it wasnt a scam..."
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To Be Continued
Ya'll, hear. me. out.
I've been thinking about this all night, what if the Saja Boys having Doppo!reader as their manager?
Doppo!reader got fired from their previous workplace as a office worker and needed a new job, they look for a job only to be hired as Saja Boys manager and poor Doppo!reader had to deal with their bs to overthrow the Huntrix.
I have a lot to say about this but i can't really describe it to words so yeaaa that's all for today.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GENDERBEND DERRICK ARDEN
Well gerderbend of Derrick Arden surely be beautiful but despite how "perfect" she seems she's quite a rotten apple
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THEM NOT AS SHIPS BUT CHARECTERS
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THEM EVEN IF THEY KILL SOMEONE! I love this girls so much, they were precious 🌹❤️
He is so precious 💚
He a lil brainwashed, but that's okay
ARAIDJISNXSIBX HE'S SO PRECIOUS
Some P4 + Clayton and Cheslock incorrect quotes
I'm sorry if they a bit OOC tho-
Edgar: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Edgar and Lawrence, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Herman: Our turn, Violet! One, two, three- vanilla!
Violet, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
Edgar: Why are your tongues purple?
Herman: We had slushies.I had a blue one.
Violet: I had a red one.
Edgar: oh
Edgar:
Edgar: OH
Lawrence:
Lawrence: You drank each other's slushies?
Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Lawrence: Shit.
Edgar: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Violet: OH FUCK HERMAN FELL OFF-
Lawrence: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Edgar: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Lawrence: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Edgar: But I heard a siren.
Violet: That was Herman.
Herman: Sorry, I got nervous.
Lawrence: You know those things will kill you, right?
Edgar, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Violet, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Herman: * Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
Lawrence: What do you want then?
Violet: Er… something work related.
Lawrence: What department is this?
Violet: Sorry?
Lawrence: Well, if it's work related you'd obviously know what department this is.What department is this?
Lawrence: * looks at Herman and Edgar* Some sort of homosexual department?
Lawrence: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Violet: Put spaghetti in it.
Lawrence: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Herman: Put spaghetti in it.
Lawrence: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Edgar: Put spaghetti in it.
Lawrence: I am no longer taking suggestions.
Lawrence: Violet, we're hungry!
Herman: Violet! What's for dinner?
Edgar: We're hungry, Violet!
Violet, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: * screams *
*Lawrence's helping Edgar out after he get injured, while the others are watching*
Violet: How does Edgar look?
Herman: A little better than you, actually.
Violet : you little shit-
Lawrence: You guys worried about Edgar?
Violet: Totally!
Herman: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
Lawrence: And what'd you say?
Herman: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Violet:
Lawrence: he lucky to have you as a friend unfortunately
Lawrence: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Edgar: Plane tickets?
Violet: Concert tickets?
Herman: Prostitution?
Lawrence, holding their broken frames: Glasses. And second HERMAN WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Lawrence: So.Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Edgar: ...I did.I broke it.
Lawrence: No.No you didn't. Herman?
Herman: Don't look at me. Look at Violet.
Violet: What?!I didn't break it.
Herman: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Violet: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Herman: Suspicious.
Violet: No, it's not!
Clayton: If it matters, probably not, but Cheslock was the last one to use it.
Cheslock: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Clayton: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Cheslock: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles.Everyone knows that, Clayton!
Edgar: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Lawrence.
Lawrence: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Clayton: Lawrence...Herman's been awfully quiet.
Herman: REALLY?!
* Everyone starts arguing*
Lawrence, being interviewed: I broke it.I burned my hand so I punched it.
Lawrence: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Lawrence:
Lawrence: Good.It was getting a little chummy around here.
Herman: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Lawrence: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Clayton: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
Cheslock: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Violet: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Edgar: I have emotional scars.
*Squad reactions to being told "I love you"*
Lawrence: oh no
Edgar: thanks fam!
Herman: * cries * I love you too
Violet: Sounds fake but okay
Clayton: * A flustered mess*
Cheslock: can i get a refund?
Lawrence, rubbing his temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.
Clayton: But Lawrence, we don't smoke.
Lawrence: Cut the crap, Clayton. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
Lawrence: *points at Cheslock* One! *points at Edgar* Two! *points at Herman* Three! *points at Violet* Four! *points at Clayton* Five!
Lawrence: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!
Violet: *puts a cigarrette in Lawrence's hand*
Lawrence: Thank you. ...Light?
The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*
Lawrence: Edgar... How do I begin to explain Edgar?
Herman: Edgar is flawless.
Violet: I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
Clayton: I hear he do car commercials... in Japan.
Cheslock: One time they punched me in the face...it was awesome.
Lawrence, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Edgar: Hey.
Herman: Hi.
Violet: Hello.
Clayton: Hey!
Lawrence: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Cheslock: We were out of Doritos. And it is an emergency that we out of Doritos.
i did more
NOT THE AMOGUS STATUE- 😭😭
I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it
I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.
Gotta love rebloging artist cuz i love their arts!
More Sebek x Jack incorrect quotes because they were so auxixnxosjxidbdixjd
Sebek: Don't stay up all night.
Jack : Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.
Sebek : ....
Sebek: Can you keep a secret?
Jack: Do you know anything about my life?
Sebek: No I do not.Good point.
Sebek: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Jack: Go the fuck to sleep
Sebek: What gif I don't want to?
Jack: Fuck You!
Jack: Any idiot would know that.
Sebek: I knew that!
Jack: See?
Sebek : YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT-
Sebek: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Jack: Oh, I'm always running
Jack: The question is from what
Sebek: You're giving me a sticker?
Jack: Not just a sticker.That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!”
Sebek: I'm not a preschooler.
Jack: Fine, I'll take it back
Sebek: I earned this, back off!
Jack : told you you likes stickers
Sebek : just because you gave it to me
Sebek: You're right.
Jack: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you.Did you just learn it?
Sebek: I prevented a murder today.
Jack: Really? How'd you do that?
Sebek: self control. Obviously
Sebek Simps unite!
Reblog if you simp for that loud Cror!