Thrill of the Chase

Humour is a construct.

[alexander]

This is what it’s like to be a stats major

[youwerefromohioandimissyou]

butchback mountain 

they/them

X X

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[realborisjohnson]

[unclefather]

[mens-rights-activia]

[livorwort]

psychic *reads my mind*

Me;

[mens-rights-activia]

Someone approached me irl yesterday and mentioned this video and I got so flustered because I can’t believe people remember me most by my 3 am fever dream wow

[chronicgroggyconfusion-deactiva]

I think this video is cursed because every so often I’ll think about it out of the blue and the next time I’m on tumblr I see it.

[mens-rights-activia]

This video is definitely cursed. Cause I’m OP and I died making it

[lesbianfemmes]

The ultimate move 😂😂😂

[threesideddream]

LMAO I HATE EVERYTHING

[unholyglee]

I JUST SPIT-TAKE EVERYWHERE.

[pinkcookiedimples-deactivated20]

LMAO

[dixkheadriss]

💀💀💀

[pleatedjeans]

[sadboy420]

this just fucked me up

[lovecorp-deactivated20180525]

sjsfjh imagine if tumblr had memories like facebook does 

[lovecorp-deactivated20180525]

one year ago today you posted: “i wish i could fucking eat dirt like a worm"

[le-fleurbleue]

same tbh.

[kaldwinss]

[illumahottie]

Shut the fuck up

[jovan]

I’m so sick of this website

[klefable]

you ever wonder how many people you’re in the “we’re friends but i would kiss you if you asked” club with

[slab-o-meat]

bro its beddy-bye. its nighty-night, dude

[archangelruind]

my friend is studying for the mcat and was just trying to explain to me about heat transfer and she said ‘you know, like the reason you get cold when you go outside on a freezing day is that your tiny human body is trying to warm up the entire universe’ and i think that’s the best thing i have ever heard

[telesilla]

I kind of needed this today. Thank you.

[unfollowfriday]

what I imagine heterosexual marriage to be like

brad: hey hon, whats for dinner

susan: vegetable soup

brad: 

susan: what

brad: its just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more than….vegetable soup

susan: im fucking your brother

[unfollowfriday]

this post was very controversial within the heterosexual community

[frozen-felix]

[lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated]

i’m solid ms. jackson wooooooooooooooo i have congealed

[lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated]

never meant to be a liquid guy, took some hours to solidify